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You've all heard the stories of English speakers getting tattoos of phrases in languages they don't speak. They try to get something inspirational or beautiful tattooed on an extremely visible body part only to discover later that what their tattoo really said was either something random or humiliating. Either way, it was not what they asked for. Although this is still happening today, this trend in the tattoo world was huge in the 90s and 2000s and will never fully go away. Although this pheno…

They look tasty

He's unintentionally created a monster!

If you've worked in customer service, you know that most adults secretly have the taste buds of toddlers. That's not necessarily bad, but when the 20th grown adult orders their meal with “no veggies,” you start to question the general population's ability to consume a genuinely nutritious meal. At a restaurant I worked at, the chefs eventually just stopped putting vegetables on every dish because that was the request more often than not. If you work in a restaurant where people are able to cust…

Let's cut to the chase. We know why you're here. You want 30 hilarious memes of various subject matters injected into your bloodstream immediately. Well, if that's the case, I'm going to have to ask you a few questions. Where were you the night of June 28th? Haha, I'm just kidding. I know exactly where you were. These memes contain some pretty classified information. Only really advanced people like the Pope and Marina Ambromovic can see these. You might say this isn't your average list of rand…

I know what you're probably thinking: Broadway Twitter drama? That sounds pretty niche and inaccessible to the non- theatre kids among us. However, there's no need to fear. This story lives at the intersection of broken dreams, Ryan Murphy's, Glee (2009-2015), and illiteracy. It also pits two actresses together in a Bette vs. Joan-esque feud, the likes of which the world hasn't seen in years. Fasten your seatbelts.

Every day of your life, you have experienced something that doesn't quite go your way. Whether it be the food you ordered getting messed up, someone cutting you off in traffic, or something as simple as seeing a piece of trash on the ground. For little slights like this, you have a choice of whether to get inconsolably angry or let it roll off like water off a duck's back. Depending on the circumstances, it's usually best you choose the latter option. If not, you might risk making a scene or be…

If there's one dumb thing in the world that people love to get heated over, it's food. Most people (unless they're sociopaths who'd rather take a pill than eat) have intense opinions about that stuff we need to eat to survive. The opinions can be as normal as “X is the best place to dine on X,” or as freakish as the Swedish belief that bananas should be on pizza. And no, we're not making that one up. As anyone on the internet can attest, people who like pineapple on pizza get ragged on regularl…

Have you ever thought about living on a bus for fun? There are people who appear to do it, with countless nomadic influencers and TikTokers making waves online. There is something inherently appealing about being able to travel without the weight of incompetent landlords or mortgages. However, there are some downsides when this glamourized lifestyle goes wrong.

More people should be investing in filters.

The nurses of TikTok are well known for acting wild. There have been countless controversies about nurses sharing patients' medical information online, not to mention infamous viral videos of nurses gleefully dancing in hospitals. While it has become more common for people in different professions to share various aspects of their jobs on social media, nurses are known for taking this a bit too far and sharing information that crosses ethical boundaries.

OK, Annie??

People are wild

Spongebob is a wacky little cartoon character; He's an absolute hoot, and he surely hasn't killed a guy , right? Well, I've got some bad news for you. Being on TV for 23 years has allowed SpongeBob to get into every situation imaginable. This includes vehicular manslaughter and 2nd-degree murder. While most fans take SpongeBob's criminal record no more seriously than they'd take Eric Cartman's, some fans were deeply upset about the sea sponge's portrayal.

I'm sorry, but… Jimmy, please, what is this???