wtf japan

Today in 'WTF Japan,' we have what appears to be a king of the hill game with the added difficulty challenge of gallons of lube.

Seriously, WTF Japan?

Touché, Takada Moving Center, touché.

[insert rim job joke here]

Warning: the dude is nude, but all the important bits are covered, so this may be safe for your office, depending on how chill your boss is.

What a great time to be alive

"Don't worry, I'm wearing!"

If you think an unfeeling robot arm attached to your desk might help keep you from slumping over at work, you can purchase one for ¥4,980 (about $40 USD), here. 

This could be you, but you're slouching:

"Don't worry, I'm wearing" is my new favorite slogan.

Curry Shop Shimizu in Tokyo, Japan specializes in a unique, poo flavored curry. The restaurant wanted to offer something unique and figured turds were the ticket. To be fair, they're probably right about being the only ones to offer it. 

If you're wondering how they know what human excrement tastes like, don't you worry, there's an unprecedented level of authenticity to this poop curry: the shop owner, Ken Shimizu, is a famous adult film star. He's tasted a few butt nuggets in his day.



The restaurant achieves the poopy flavor and texture through a careful blend of bitter gourd and tea with cocoa powder to create the "appropriate" consistency. I don't know about you, but that's definitely not the texture I'm going for when dropping the kids off at the pool.

The shop also sells Shimizu's adult toys, so be sure to grab one of those when you head in for your bowl o' hot dump.

Let's be real, Japan has enough weird commercials for, like, 900 of these installments.

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