Please don't destroy your family because you felt an attraction to a stranger.

It helps with concentration, right?

Drop the reading list, stat

Catch us in The Leftorium

Typing is hrad

Deeply strange.

Very "funny"

There's layers here

Try harder.

Damn.

Picante.

Some things shouldn't exist. And we can say without a shadow of a doubt that Brach's ‘Turkey Dinner' candy corn bags fall into that category. As a passionate hater of all things candy corn, this confection's existence shakes me to my core. And yet, it piqued my curiosity in a different way than Bertie Bott's Every Flavored Beans. Jelly Belly's take on a Harry Potter creation consists of their classically delicious flavors mixed in with some seriously heinous flavor profiles like vomit, earwax,…

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