That's less than a gumball

can't get fired if you own the company

you got this

nailed it

Everybody here has had some experience working in customer service. A number of us had jobs in theaters, motels, fast-food restaurants, and various other places. It's safe to say that working as a server was one of the hardest jobs I've ever had. For the most part, we felt like human punching bags that people might use to get even as they were traveling to and from work. Still, the job taught us to be tough, so in honor of the countless hours spent rushing from one irate client to the next, we'…

Joke's on you

anything for a lead

who stole my pen

Hello April

So not cool

One woman made an enemy of her kid after she decided to liquidate her college fund in favor of her other daughter's finances. Let's call the children Anna and Maxine. Anna, a 24-year-old woman, gave birth to her 4th child, despite not actually being able to afford the first 4. It was well within her abilities to abstain from having a 4th kid, but she chose to have 1 anyway. See, Anna was unemployed due to health issues, and her husband worked at Walmart. As you can see, it's a winning combinati…

The perils of interning

fueled by energy drinks and Tylenol

Gee, thanks.

That is simply not my job

Why put in your two weeks when you can just send a list of memes that say you're quitting?