Too little too late

It ain't much, but it's honest work

Talk about uncomfortabale

The opposite of a holiday bonus

Not all gifts are created equal

Unless you're a good-haired CEO with shiny shoes and an entire team devoted to acting as your personal away-message, you're most likely falling at the lower end of the totem pole of company power.

nothing better than rocking a business casual shirt with sweatpants

This boss has a flair for the dramatic

That's nasty

That last minute dye job had consequences

You might not find these on LinkedIn

That's not what Turkey Day is about

Sounds like a pretty cynical worldview

Does that mean they get severance?

Stringing her along

Quitting is the new winning