I've CC'd your manager for vis

Common sense is not that common in this company

Spicy foods exist in nature to deter foraging predators, but in the office world, this hot sauce aficionado learned that they can be used to fend off pests who are stealing your lunch.

Mentally, I'm already at happy hour

rise and shine

She deserves better

blue collar humor

After a long week of work, employees sprint out of the office at 5:01 PM.

They need to get a grip

who needs sleep anyway?

it's an art

Match their energy

if only we had known these sooner

This story is about the kind of coworker nobody would wish on anyone. The kind who do whatever they want, as long as it serves them — even, or especially when it comes at another employee's expense. One person who we'll call OP worked in a team at a store. Basically, they could only leave when the next scheduled worker showed up for their shift. You know those kinds of jobs… the ones where one rotten coworker ruins it for everyone. OP would gladly help his boss when needed, staying extra, and d…

Don't take it to the group text!

In retail, being blasé is the only way