Unless you're a good-haired CEO with shiny shoes and an entire team devoted to acting as your personal away-message, you're most likely falling at the lower end of the totem pole of company power.

nothing better than rocking a business casual shirt with sweatpants

This boss has a flair for the dramatic

Break time

Long hours count for a lot

Winter is coming!

one is never enough

That's nasty

Even after he was okay with the lower salary!

Good for them

You might not find these on LinkedIn

Clocking in

Sounds like a pretty cynical worldview

Does that mean they get severance?

Stringing her along

Quitting is the new winning