I've never been one for schoolyard violence (my core isn't strong enough to withstand a punch), but a good schoolyard insult is an under-appreciated craft. The classic ones still cut deep. If someone puts an L shape to their forehead and sticks out their tongue, it hits harder than any well thought out insult could. Because children can be exceptionally cruel. They don't have time to faff about with high falutin language, psychoanalysis, and guilt trips. No, they will immediately find the surfa…

time for our 60 hour break

It's October and you know what that means... say goodbye to heatstroke, and hello to frostbite.

TGIF

I wanna be where the memes are

You may have heard the phrase “That's showbiz, baby," but have you internalized it? Showbiz is a state of mind more than it is anything else.

I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare

Sunday funday

Time for work

Order up!

There, there

Peculiar indeed

Laugh a little

the metrically gifted

Give me a meme boys, and free my soul

Beat the Monday blues