If a genie were to pop out of a bottle and approach me, floating just far enough so that they would not be 'in my personal space', I would gladly ask for my three wishes, and one of those would certainly be to completely erase my commute, or rather, rip my office building out of the ground and place it right on my neighbor's house. That way, I get 2 birds with one stone. Karen, you know you deserve it. Ever since it began getting dark at like, 4 pm, my good mood has taken a nosedive, and even t…