We've made it to the home stretch, people. One more day and us Monday through Friday office drones are free for an extremely temporary couple of days. Will we actually make use of that free time and do something productive or meaningful? Absolutely not! These memes will help you prep for a weekend of doing the bare minimum. You're welcome.
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Work can be really boring (read: is always really boring), so it's always a nice bit of comic relief when your management team has a sense of humor. But really, to that guy who always pees on the toilet seat, it's not cute or funny so please stop that immediately.
Job-hunting is hard enough without having to deal with complete and utter inadequacy at the hiring level. Like, come on people, get your sh*t together and at least set a decent example for your applicants! The following job ads will anger literally anyone who has any decent sense of grammar and punctuation. And we mean anyone. These are bad...
It's truly amazing how the world's most difficult and high maintenance people expect the world yet aren't willing to pay a fair price for their high standards. This is definitely the case in the following text exchange between a dog sitter and a prospective customer.
It seems that Junie's owner thinks she is doing a favor paying $110 for a week of dog sitting - while expecting the dog sitter to be with the dog 90% of the time. And administering complicated medication. The texts are absolutely infuriating, especially when it becomes clear that the prima donna isn't getting what she wants. Don't be like Junie's dog mom. Treat people with respect. Most of the comments on the poor dog sitter's post agree with us.
Listen, we're not here to mince words. Life is a glorified pile of poop and we're all just struggling to get through it. These memes, while probably a decent distraction from your daily monotonous misery, aren't really going to change anything for any of us. But go ahead. Scroll through the stupidity. We're basically already dead.
We're not big fans of the phrase "Don't talk to me until I've had mycoffee." It's more like "Don't talk to me until I've had 3 coffees" and then you still shouldn't talk to me because I'm a misanthrope. Anyway, here are a bunch of memes and tweets about everyone's favorite addiction. Enjoy.
Mondays are the effing worst, and we don't care what Sharon in HR says about it. Like, calm down Sharon, no one should be that cheerful at 9 am. The only people who are excited about Monday mornings are straight psychopaths and we want absolutely nothing to do with them. So instead of talking to people IRL, look at some memes to help you get through it all!
Bored? Going through an existential crisis? Tired of seeing people bicker about the Notre Dame fire? These tweets might be the distraction that you're looking for!
Work can be a dull, dreary place that you absolutely dread going to every morning, especially when your coworkers are lame as hell. These people, however, took it upon themselves to troll their coworkers and we applaud them for that. The jokes might be really bad, but at least they managed to make their work spaces a little more bearable!
Graphic designers don't get enough recognition for what they do and we think y'all deserve some memes. Honestly, how many people really even know what a graphic designer actually does? So in case you didn't know, graphic design is discipline of utilizing art and text in media, including magazines and advertisements. The more you know!
Picture this: it's Friday night and you just got paid. Hell yeah, time to go out and party it up! But wait, you have to pay your rent on Monday, and you don't have any groceries at home, and your utilities bill was due three days ago. Sooo, never mind about partying. In reality you'll probably go home and cry into your pillow and wait for your next tiny paycheck full of hard-earned money to come around so you can do it all again next month!
