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Scrolling through Twitter can either make you lose your goddamn mind, or result in quite a few laughs. Despite all the political nonsense and desperate networking, there are still a fair number of clever people ready to publish hot and funny takes about everything from Ellen DeGeneres to marijuana dealers. 

It's truly amazing what you can pack into 280 characters: political rants, obnoxious K-pop stan posts, and obnoxiously smug motivational garbage. We prefer to focus on the funny side of Twitter, which is well-represented in this carefully curated selection of tweets. 

Let's be real: scrolling through funny memes is a pretty pointless activity. But pointless things can be fun. So we put together this batch of relatable memes and stupid shitposts to help satisfy your need for the meaningless. You're welcome. 

TGIF, y'all! You want your reward for toiling away the whole damn week? Here ya go! A super-sized roundup of amusing memes, tweets, and pictures to keep you from absolutely losing your shit!

The great thing about Twitter is that you don't need to be a famous or published author to get your thoughts out there. As long as you've got a computer or smart phone handy, you're free to let your words run rampant on the internet!

It might not take much to wow our tiny brains, but we think these 280 character tidbits deserve some serious love. There are without a doubt people that can write a novel and completely fail to execute a tweet with grace and wit. Fortunately for your eyes, we've found at least 29 people who are more than capable of delivering short and sweet bits of comedy. 

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Whether you're shirking your duties at your pathetic, dead-end desk job, or just trying to find a way to escape reality while endlessly studying for your finals, these memes are here to help you out. If you need more procrastination fuel (which we're sure you do) please check out some more time-wasting memes right here. Remember - we're here to help. 

Break yourself free from the weighty leaden chains of responsibility with this healthy assortment of hilarious tweets. May we all one day be witty enough to think up some of this relatable and comedic gold.

Happy hump day, brochachos. If you're tired of the grind and need a distraction, you've come to the right place. We're serving up a healthy serving of tweets and memes to help keep the real world at bay.

Some people write novels, others short stories. Then there are the Twitter freaks that write 280 character posts of mesmerizing genius. 

A fresh batch of memes for you, right out of the oven!

Looking at work memes, while at work, still counts as work, doesn't it? We believe so, but we won't take responsibility if you try this line with your boss. We can't promise you won't end up with your stuff in a box, so peruse them at your leisure, and peril... The work week is a dangerous journey. One from which many a brave soul has not come back, they've simply had a midlife crisis, banged the cleaner, and bought a Porsche. But if you aren't at that level yet, some of these hilarious work memes all about the daily grind and its ups and downs, will be exactly what you need to survive this week and get yourself to the weekend.