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A Bunch of the Best Witty Tweets That Were Recently Twote

Riddle me this: if a clever tweet is twote and no one is around to read it, is it still funny? We think so. But it's a lot better when good tweets don't go to waste. That's why we've gathered all of our favorite recent gems from Twitter to make sure they get the appreciation they deserve. Whether you couldn't care less about what's going on in the bird app universe or you're craving the latest funny tidbits wrapped up in a nice digestible package, we've done a bit of Twitter curation to make your scrolling a bit easier (and more entertaining). 

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30+ Funny & Clever Tweets From Talented Twitter

We're back with another round of amusing shower thoughts, witty takes, and funny jokes we wish we'd thought of first. That's right, we've got a bunch of the best recent tweets from the funny minds of Twitter. So if you love jokes but would rather not open up the bird app, this collection is perfect for those looking for a quick distraction

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Amusing Tweets From The Clever Brains Of Twitter

Funny tweets are kind of like memes for people who like their jokes in text form. Anything can become a meme if it's shared enough, including tweets that get taken out of their original context (Twitter) and spread elsewhere across the internet. We like to think we're elevating tweets to meme-status whenever we offer one of these entertaining collections of the best recent stuff from the bird app. If you feel the same way, then you'll probably have a good time scrolling through this curated batch of Twitter gems.

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42 Funny & Concise Tweets For Short Attention Spans

It's a strange time in an even stranger world. Many have been made to feel alienated from their friends, families, neighbors and coworkers and we were just expected to cope. Well, easier said than done! Social media as a communication tool is far from perfect, but can you imagine what the pandemic would have been like without it? Yeah, Twitter can be pretty toxic and unbearable sometimes, but at least it gives us a sense of how millions of others are feeling in uncertain times. We've got a bunch of hilarious tweets that range from topical and relatable to downright silly. If you're still in hibernation mode but want to feel social, these tweets might provide some comforting amusement. 

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39 Clever Tweets From The Best Of Twitter

Twitter can often feel like a Speaker's Corner on meth, but sometimes it's delightful when you manage to block out the Twitter slush and enjoy the rare gems. It's hard to do this though, so we've taken the liberty of curating some of our favorite tweets from the infamous Bird App™️ for you. You're welcome. 

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21 Brand New Sentences From Internet Poets

Some people are just natural-born word wizards who can craft amusing witticisms in their sleep. Thanks to Twitter, Tumblr and subreddits like r/brandnewsentence, funny gems from low-key internet poets are preserved and immortalized in screenshots that get passed around like any other meme. We've collected a handful of these 'brand new sentences' for anyone who's into quirky posts

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36 Terrific Tweets Taken From Twitter

We're back with another round of clever zingers and witty proclamations from the best of Twitter. If you want funny and concise takes about the latest cultural events or random and amusing shower thoughts about nothing of any particular importance, then you'll surely be into this entertaining tweets.

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40 Entertaining Tweets From The Clever Minds Of Twitter

It's been a pretty exciting day for Twitter—epic royal family drama, ironic misogyny from Burger King, Jack Dorsey selling his first tweet ever for millions of dollars...but this doesn't mean everyone has to care about the latest Twitter tea. Sometimes it's more fun to just dip into the funny and innocuous Twitter tidbits. We've got a variety of entertaining recent tweets for anyone who just wants to laugh and could care less about what's trending.

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36 Fresh & Funny Tweets For Easy Scrolling

Twitter can be exhausting sometimes having to sift through the same not-so-hot take regurgitated over and over again. Just hand over the good jokes, amiright? We've curated a pretty good selection of hilarious tweets by the comedy novices and experts of Twitter to save you from the scroll fatigue. If you're in the mood to see some witty zingers and silly 280-character stories without wading through the monotony of Twitter, this is the gallery for you. 

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28 Tweets Filled With Short & Sweet Humor

Twitter's been an absolute nightmare of late between the election, the pandemic, and the unholy areas in which the two intersect. We're sick of the politics, and we're willing to bet that you are, too. To help you enjoy the good parts of Twitter, we've put together some amusing (and often sadly relatable) tweets that will remind you of the good parts of the site. Stay safe out there on the internet, y'all. There's so much to avoid.

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Fifty Quality Tweets For The Reversal Of Boredom

There are few better antidotes to boredom than mindlessly scrolling through the depths of Twitter. Unfortunately, this type of perusal often leads to rage, sadness, and disgust at all the bad takes on politics, coronavirus, and social issues. To help you avoid those pitfalls, we've put together this compilation of fresh, funny, and (admittedly) some corny tweets for your entertainment pleasure. 

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29 Tantalizing Tweets Of Admirable Cleverness

It might not take much to wow our tiny brains, but we think these 280 character tidbits deserve some serious love. There are without a doubt people that can write a novel and completely fail to execute a tweet with grace and wit. Fortunately for your eyes, we've found at least 29 people who are more than capable of delivering short and sweet bits of comedy. 

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Titillating Tweets Written By Amateur Geniuses

The great thing about Twitter is that you don't need to be a famous or published author to get your thoughts out there. As long as you've got a computer or smart phone handy, you're free to let your words run rampant on the internet!

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45 Tasty Memes That'll Satisfy Your Comedy Cravings

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Entertaining Tweets To Rid You Of Boredom

Twitter is always a bit of a terrifying minefield, but this is ever more true during election season. When politics are being shoved down your throat 24/7, it's nice to take a break from it all. So what if you like funny tweets but don't want to read any cringey takes on Bernie Sanders or Donald Trump? Well, we've got you covered. We've collected some funny fresh tweets and put 'em all in one place. No politics allowed.

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Savage Tweets That Pack A Lotta Punch

Scrolling through Twitter can either make you lose your goddamn mind, or result in quite a few laughs. Despite all the political nonsense and desperate networking, there are still a fair number of clever people ready to publish hot and funny takes about everything from Ellen DeGeneres to marijuana dealers. 

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