witty tweets

Break yourself free from the weighty leaden chains of responsibility with this healthy assortment of hilarious tweets. May we all one day be witty enough to think up some of this relatable and comedic gold.

Happy hump day, brochachos. If you're tired of the grind and need a distraction, you've come to the right place. We're serving up a healthy serving of tweets and memes to help keep the real world at bay.

Some people write novels, others short stories. Then there are the Twitter freaks that write 280 character posts of mesmerizing genius. 

A fresh batch of memes for you, right out of the oven!