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19 Spicy Times People Were Obliterated By Words

It's said that the pen is mightier than the sword, and we're inclined to say the same is true for a keyboard on a phone or laptop. This gallery is full of fiery roasts, savage insults, and creative put-downs. They're a reminder that not everyone stoops to the "Your mom" level when trying to exact pain on someone they disagree with. If you need more savagery, check out r/MurderedByWords. There's a lot more where these came from.

Funny times people were roasted to a crisp, roasts, comebacks, clever comebacks, funny comments, reddit | r/AskReddit is an actual sub serious flat earthers? Posted by u 50m Discussion Share Vote 21 BEST COMMENTS 50m r/mentalillness Reply 1 Vote | 's address spendin night 5720 SW 21st St Are playin? dats Helping Hands Humane Society yeah know. they take strays don't Delivered reddit Posted r/FemaleDatingStrategy by u/eng2fly
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Masterful Comebacks That Deserve Our Praise

Comebacks are really their own art form. It takes a lot of quick wit and creativity to think of the perfect way to roast someone, after all. So scroll down for some clever roasts and insults, and then click here for more!

Funny and clever roasts and comebacks | Isaac Haxton @ikepoker Woman front at airport security has bottle frozen water. They want take She says 's not liquid. No, no She's got point. | Natalie Shure @nataliesurely This must be looting everyone is talking about CNBCO @CNBC 6d American billionaires got $434 billion richer during pandemic cnb.cx/ 36qYKhm 6:25 AM 28 May 20 Twitter iPhone >
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20 Satisfying Times People Got Owned By Clever Comebacks

Everyone's dreamt up the perfect clever comeback to someone who says something dumb and deserves to be owned, but we can't all be masters of wit all the time. We've collected a bunch of examples of times people served up some satisfying comebacks and retorts for the whole internet to see. We could probably learn a thing or two from these savages.

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15+ Spicy Comebacks & Savage Burns

Do you ever come up with the perfect clever comeback after the moment is long gone? Like all the traumatizing times the bully in school humiliated you in front of all your friends and you just stood there at a loss for words, only to come up with a scathing retort a week later after you'd replayed the moment over and over again in your mind. We can't all be quick on our feet, but some sharp-witted out there who show up in the comments section can teach us a thing or two. Thanks to r/clevercomebacks, We've got some examples of sassy insult-wizards of the internet doing their worst. Take notes.

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Twitter Users Imagine Slaying Their Exes With Just 3 Words

Picture this. You've moved on from your crappy ex. Maybe they lied and cheated. Maybe they were emotionally unavailable. Maybe they were a lazy mooch. Whatever the case, you're not friends. Now imagine that you receive a text from this reviled former lover. The text reads "I'm dating someone better than you." Personally, a message like that would probably result in an instant block. But Twitter user @EvaRebeca5 asked her followers to come up with their best 3 word comebacks to the unnecessary (and somewhat hurtful) hypothetical text messages. The responses are both hilarious and spicy, a primo exercise for anyone who has pretend arguments with their shampoo bottles in the shower. Though might not have the guts to put our ex in their place, we have nothing but respect for these people who brought the heat. We've put some of our favorite responses into this gallery, but there's loads more where these came from. 

Twitter thread about you ex texting you to say i am dating someone better than you, people come up with 3 word comebacks for the sentiment
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Funny Memes & Posts That Are Technically True

Ever see a meme or tweet that manages to spit truth in the most roundabout way possible? Well, r/technicallythetruth is filled with funny tidbits that do just that. From punny yet accurate memes, to humorously observant tweets, this gallery gives you ample and amusing opportunities to say "Well, they've got a point."  

Funny memes and tweets that are technically true | kwame @johlny_ Do men still open car doors? Boogie BoogieMan do think get inside | Khloe Kardashian Tested Positive Coronavirus S**t Is Real be fair, they did say covid could live on plastic surfaces quite while.
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Clever Comments & Comebacks That Bring The Heat

Ever get yourself into a situation that calls for a sick burn, but freeze up? Do the sassy retorts that might've been haunt you in the wee hours or while you shower? You're definitely not alone. But these nineteen people definitely have not gone through the same thing. These clever commenters can rest assured that they've made the most of their faculties to spit hot fire upon the deserving as well as the people who, well, just make it easy.

Clever comebacks, fiery insults, funny comments | WhiteKnuckleFister 3h 4 Awards He is right though. If all start injecting Lysol now will not die Covid-19. Reply Vote pudding7 1h Set man on fire and he'll be warm rest his life. 1 Vote +
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37 Roast Victims Who Were Annihilated In The Comments

If you're one of those people who compulsively scrolls down to the comments section of a YouTube video hoping to find some insult gold, you've come to the right place because we've put together a bunch of fiery roasts served up by the jibe experts of the internet. We certainly don't condone unwarranted bullying of innocent internet-goers, but some people are straight up asking for it when they post something absolutely roast-worthy. Thanks to subs like r/rareinsults, we can appreciate the most well-deserved and well-delivered roasts.

rare insults, youtube, witty comebacks, reddit, facebook, roasts, clever comebacks, memes | Chill Weeb 2 months ago bruh he look like breadstick going through goth phase 6.9K ?63 63 REPLIES | Replies 1 hour ago Kanye's brain has many tabs open 235 ?8
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Satisfying Times People Were Savagely Murdered By Words

There's very little in this world that's as satisfying as witnessing (or reading) idiots get taken down by someone with a clever comeback or schooling session. These instances ofschadenfreude are as delightful as they are savage.

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Stupid Statements From The Idiots & Lunatics Of Social Media

It's no secret that any given social network can quickly become toxic, because wherever there are human beings, there are idiots with unfathomable blind confidence in the bullsh*t they spout. r/insanepeoplefacebook is a pretty cursed subreddit where you can find and endless supply of flat-earthers, anti-maskers, anti-vaxxers, and bigots caught in the wild posting their nonsense and commenting when no one asked. If you're in a mood to feel worse about humanity, we've got a bunch of cringey posts for you from the worst of social media.

cringe, comments, witty comebacks, freakout, facebook, insane people facebook, fail, facepalm, conspiracy, covidiots, covid-19, anti vax, anti mask, stupid people, social media | Lower cognitive ability linked non-compliance with social distancing guidelines during coronavirus don't know lower cognitive ability means, but certainly won't wear mask ever | I've had great idea years everyone over 21 gets 1 vote every $1000 pay federal income tax get an additional vote way people who actually pay
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37 Comebacks & Burns We'd Be Proud To Think Of

Ever have it out with someone (either seriously or in good fun) and think of the perfect comeback hours later when you're in the shower? Happens to us all the time. These clever souls didn't have to suffer like that - they came up with some seriously smart sh*t at just the right moment. Salute. 

Funny comebacks, witty comebacks, roasts, twitter, funny tweets | Had my IQ test today. Scored perfect 100 marshmellowtank Now do plan on using
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32 Rare Insults From The Internet's Poets Of Cruelty

You'll never catch us condoning punching down or malicious bullying. However, we just can't help but lol when we see a YouTube influencer or high profile CEO or anonymous dumbass get brutally burned on the internet. Chances are, half the people getting roasted won't even see the joke, so what's the harm in enjoying some quality ownage? Contributors to r/rareinsults do a great job of cataloging instances of people getting annihilated in the comments by witty words. We've collected some of our favorite screenshots of killer insults found in the wild.

rare insults, insults, roasts, youtube, youtube comments, reddit, witty comebacks, burn, facebook, facebook comments | His beard looks like he fell asleep at party | Elon Musk's mom on raising successful kids didn't treat them like babies or scold them' 11K 191 Comments 878 Shares Like? Comment Share They all look like they are about unhinge their jaws and swallow marsupial.
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16 Clever Comebacks & Sick Burns

While people are still waiting to get vaccinated, very few of us will be able to serve up that IRL comeback heat. But because we're suckers for seeing people roasted and toasted, we've collected some burns and comebacks that were served up on the internet. We're gonna be here for a while, why not enjoy some quality roasts while we're at it? 

Funny comebacks and burns | RainnWilson O @rainnwilson decided stop using toilet paper. 9:23 PM 3/18/20 Twitter iPhone 680 Retweets 12.3K Likes Jenna Fischer O @jennafischer 11h Replying rainnwilson Why are acting like this is new decision? | Ja Rule @jarule If y'all need l'll be Alaska 20:30 12/03/2020 Twitter iPhone 317 Retweets 1,491 Likes Kokain Dawkins @kokain_d 1d v Replying jarule Nobody has needed since 2005 bro
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22 Epic Times People Won With Their Words

If you're someone who gets satisfaction out of seeing slightly misguided or straight up rude people get owned by the reasonable and informed, we've got a load of screenshots from r/murderedbywords that capture these rare moments. Lately there's been an influx of misinformation spreading about the new Covid-19 vaccines. Of course, it's always a good idea to scrutinize anything you're putting into your body, but some people seem to just make stuff up on the fly and tweet about it like it's proven fact. Well thankfully, there are professionals out there who are always ready to school the ignorant.

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Rebellious Madlads Who Say What They Want & Do As They Please

We all knew that one brazen-faced kid in school who would talk back to the teacher and break the dress code on purpose just for the hell of it. Well, there are plenty of these first world anarchists and absolute madlads still roaming the internet. We've got a bunch of amusing examples of rebels breaking rules, being snarky in the comments, and doing as they please. Maybe some of these madlads will inspire your inner badass.

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20 Clever Comebacks & Brutal Burns

Some people never learn that if they say something stupid on the internet, chances are someone out there is going to destroy them with words, screenshot the exchange, and then immortalize that moment forever on Reddit. Not gonna lie, we love to see it. Who doesn't enjoy coming across a clever comment or comeback so spicy that you feel the urge to virtually high-flve the OP?

We've got a quality batch of witty retorts to stupid statements and those funny comments that get tucked away in long threads. 

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