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20 Clever Comebacks That Deserve A Plaque For Their Spice

Replies this clever are pretty hard to come by; you've kinda just just gotta be in the right place at the right time, and brands like Wendy's - the absolute champions of the roast - know this all too well. Some of these people seriously deserve an award for their witty replies!

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Clever Comebacks & Sick Burns That Deserve Respect

While we're in quarantine very few of us will be able to serve up that IRL comeback heat. But because we're suckers for seeing people roasted and toasted, we've collected some burns and comebacks that were served up on the internet. We're gonna be here for a while, why not enjoy some quality roasts while we're at it? 

Funny comebacks and burns | RainnWilson O @rainnwilson decided stop using toilet paper. 9:23 PM 3/18/20 Twitter iPhone 680 Retweets 12.3K Likes Jenna Fischer O @jennafischer 11h Replying rainnwilson Why are acting like this is new decision? | Ja Rule @jarule If y'all need l'll be Alaska 20:30 12/03/2020 Twitter iPhone 317 Retweets 1,491 Likes Kokain Dawkins @kokain_d 1d v Replying jarule Nobody has needed since 2005 bro
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Freshly Picked Twitter Tidbits For Your Enjoyment

We don't want to bore you too much with an intro, nor do we think these tweets really need one. So without further ado, please scroll down (and click here) for some prime entertainment from Twitter!

Funny random tweets | Regina Carpaccio @ReginaCarpaccio wish could let my dogs bark at voicemail notification until goes away like do people come door 1:53 PM 2/24/20 Twitter Android
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Excellent Comebacks That Deserve Some Recognition

The Wendy's Twitter manager isn't the only one with top-notch roasts; sometimes us regular people think of clever comebacks that leave the recipient with third-degree burns. We just hope the following will inspire you to think of your own! And check out Reddit's /r/CleverComebacks for loads more roast-y material!

Funny and clever comebacks and insults on Twitter and Reddit | pic of hands tied together to a phone with earphones cord tweet by pepe @Finallypepe But y'all not ready this conversation Soph @sophieesol Got AirPods sorry | father has cheated on every one his wives including mother. Eric Trump O @EricTrump truly hate disloyal people 4:35 .m 17 Aug 18 42.5K Retweets 197K Likes
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Times People Were Obliterated By Words

It's said that the pen is mightier than the sword, and we're inclined to say the same is true for a keyboard on a phone or laptop. This gallery is full of fiery roasts, savage insults, and creative put-downs. They're a reminder that not everyone stoops to the "Your mom" level when trying to exact pain on someone they disagree with. If you need more savagery, check out r/MurderedByWords. There's a lot more where these came from.

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Witty Comebacks Deserving Of Mad Respect (15 Sick Burns)

There are those comebacks in this world that make you realize how much of an art form insulting someone is. It takes a lot of wit, prowess, and sass to deliver a sick burn that makes the recipient hang their head in defeat. Unfortunately, we are not that clever, but the following people are!

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Brutal & Funny Times People Were Murdered By Words

Good news for anyone who enjoys the occasional icy glass of schadenfreude: we've got tons for ya right here. This vicariously enjoyed pain mostly comes in the form of social media comments: people sassing dumb people and some fine folks giving their friends a hard time. We enjoy both - and get especially excited when the sass is directed at a celebrity. Spoiler alert: there's more than one of those instances in here.

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Thirty-Three Twitter Tidbits To Eliminate The Tedium

Twitter sometimes exudes genius. Like, literally, that's all Twitter is - clever comebacks and absolute brilliance in just 280 characters. We think some of these people deserve a Pulitzer prize.

Funny random posts from Twitter | tweet by kaiteasley therapist: have considered maybe not sabotaging own life Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump BORING!
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Comebacks, & Roasts We'd Be Proud To Think Of (37 Zingers)

Ever have it out with someone (either seriously or in good fun) and think of the perfect comeback hours later when you're in the shower? Happens to us all the time. These clever souls didn't have to suffer like that - they came up with some seriously smart sh*t at just the right moment. Salute. 

Funny comebacks, witty comebacks, roasts, twitter, funny tweets | Had my IQ test today. Scored perfect 100 marshmellowtank Now do plan on using
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Tantalizing Tweets For The Tired And Uninspired

Let's face it, you probably just got off work and you're relieved and tired AF. You certainly don't feel like making any effort, and that's where we come in; we've compiled this list of random-ass tweets that are clever enough to make you chuckle and say, "I wish I had thought of that." You're welcome.

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Thirty-Nine Clever Tweets Filled With Ample Wit

Let's face it: most of us are just not that clever. It's hard to come up with something witty, after all, even if it's only 280 characters-worth. That's why we put together Twitter galleries, so that you can browse through them and feel marginally more entertained than you were before.

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Forty Funny Tweets Just For The LOLs

Funny 'n random tweets here for when you need 'em the most! We've got everything here that you could want, from relatable content to incredibly dumb sh*t that you don't actually need in your life - but you want it, and that's all that matters.

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Forty-Four Tantalizing Tweets We Loved This Week

Twitter can be a pretty intimidating place if you're new to the whole thing. That's why we've collected 44 fresh tweets for you to browse through - no need to sift through the mediocre content! It's perfect for Boomers and Millennials alike...well, maybe not Boomers because they'll never get it anyway.

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16 Satisfying Times People Were Savagely Murdered By Words

There's very little in this world that's as satisfying as witnessing (or reading) idiots get taken down by someone with a clever comeback or schooling session. These instances of schadenfreude are as delightful as they are savage.

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30 Savage Comebacks In Disney Movies That Prove The Writers Have A Clever Sense Of Humor

Disney has a reputation for being chock-full of wholesome content, which makes sense, given that the company is an American staple of children's media in America. However, being branded as "clean" doesn't mean the writers can't have a little fun with their jokes. In fact, we think it's even more impressive when the jokes are still funny to us adults without using any vulgar content. 

Here are some of Disney's most iconic examples of insults and comebacks!

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