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Fifteen Times People Attempted To Get Away With Blatant BS

Hey, we get it...we all like to embellish the truth from time to time to make our stories a little more interesting. But the trouble starts when the lie wasn't even believable in the first place or someone can easily fact-check your story. The following people clearly didn't think things through very well!

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Times People Were Obliterated By Words

It's said that the pen is mightier than the sword, and we're inclined to say the same is true for a keyboard on a phone or laptop. This gallery is full of fiery roasts, savage insults, and creative put-downs. They're a reminder that not everyone stoops to the "Your mom" level when trying to exact pain on someone they disagree with. If you need more savagery, check out r/MurderedByWords. There's a lot more where these came from.

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Fifteen Masterful Comebacks That Deserve Our Praise

Comebacks are really their own art form. It takes a lot of quick wit and creativity to think of the perfect way to roast someone, after all. So scroll down for some clever roasts and insults, and then click here for more!

Funny and clever roasts and comebacks | Isaac Haxton @ikepoker Woman front at airport security has bottle frozen water. They want take She says 's not liquid. No, no She's got point. | Natalie Shure @nataliesurely This must be looting everyone is talking about CNBCO @CNBC 6d American billionaires got $434 billion richer during pandemic cnb.cx/ 36qYKhm 6:25 AM 28 May 20 Twitter iPhone >
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Comebacks & Roasts We'd Be Proud To Think Of (37 Zingers)

Ever have it out with someone (either seriously or in good fun) and think of the perfect comeback hours later when you're in the shower? Happens to us all the time. These clever souls didn't have to suffer like that - they came up with some seriously smart sh*t at just the right moment. Salute. 

Funny comebacks, witty comebacks, roasts, twitter, funny tweets | Had my IQ test today. Scored perfect 100 marshmellowtank Now do plan on using
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Seventeen Fresh Tumblr Treats That We Thoroughly Enjoyed

Everybody needs a healthy dose of Tumblr content every now and again, and guess what, we're bringing that to you today. So take a little scroll down below for some clever humor that we enjoyed!

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Clever Comebacks & Comments That Bring The Heat

Ever get yourself into a situation that calls for a sick burn, but freeze up? Do the sassy retorts that might've been haunt you in the wee hours or while you shower? You're definitely not alone. But these nineteen people definitely have not gone through the same thing. These clever commenters can rest assured that they've made the most of their faculties to spit hot fire upon the deserving as well as the people who, well, just make it easy.

Clever comebacks, fiery insults, funny comments | WhiteKnuckleFister 3h 4 Awards He is right though. If all start injecting Lysol now will not die Covid-19. Reply Vote pudding7 1h Set man on fire and he'll be warm rest his life. 1 Vote +
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Short & Sweet Tweets For People Who Hate Reading

If you hate reading but are still in dire need of some comedic entertainment, we've got you covered. Reading through a tweet never requires more than a few seconds of attention span at a time, after all!

Funny random tweets | virginia McMurdo @VirginiaMcMurdo glad my New Year's Resolution 2020 wipe my counters down after every meal, instead ofI WANT tRaVel MoRe 3:07 PM 7/21/20 Twitter Android
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26 Savage Comebacks And Insults That Were Handed Out On A Silver Platter

Some insults are just so beautifully poetic that you can't even be mad about them. All you can really do is nod your head and say, "touche" while you stare off pensively into the distance. The following examples demonstrate flawless execution, grace, and poise and we certainly think they're deserving of our recognition!

Savage Comebacks And Insults | DAILYSQUAT.COM Man drugged and robbed by Cardi B says still better than listening her music | Words can't describe ugly are Words can't describe beautiful are Aww thx But numbers can 3/10 DESTRUCTION 100 skyrim skill
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20 Clever Comebacks That Deserve A Plaque For Their Spice

Replies this clever are pretty hard to come by; you've kinda just just gotta be in the right place at the right time, and brands like Wendy's - the absolute champions of the roast - know this all too well. Some of these people seriously deserve an award for their witty replies!

comebacks | tweet by abby @abbypauline been 7 car accidents this year, y'all can't tell God doesr have plan senpai @jasminsenju Girl sound like he tryna kill u
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Clever Comebacks & Sick Burns That Deserve Respect

While we're in quarantine very few of us will be able to serve up that IRL comeback heat. But because we're suckers for seeing people roasted and toasted, we've collected some burns and comebacks that were served up on the internet. We're gonna be here for a while, why not enjoy some quality roasts while we're at it? 

Funny comebacks and burns | RainnWilson O @rainnwilson decided stop using toilet paper. 9:23 PM 3/18/20 Twitter iPhone 680 Retweets 12.3K Likes Jenna Fischer O @jennafischer 11h Replying rainnwilson Why are acting like this is new decision? | Ja Rule @jarule If y'all need l'll be Alaska 20:30 12/03/2020 Twitter iPhone 317 Retweets 1,491 Likes Kokain Dawkins @kokain_d 1d v Replying jarule Nobody has needed since 2005 bro
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Absolute Madlads Who Need To Be Reined In

What happens when you mix first world anarchy with cringey people on the internet? Absolute madlads. And there's an entire subreddit dedicated to this kind of tongue-in-cheek male rebellion. r/madlads is an incredible archive of of this behavior. From teens who think they're tough to brazenly dumb YouTube commenters, these posts and memes are delicious displays of cringey (and sometimes wholesome) hilarity. 

Funny pics and posts from absolute madlads, cringey comments, cringey posts, reddit posts | OMFORT LLTD Ne1234340 ACTION Looking straight at camera 1h 1m 2s videoclip special 700 abona 7 views 2 Share Download Save Joshua Balázs SUBSCRIBE 707 subscribers | yearbook photo lost game
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Freshly Picked Twitter Tidbits For Your Enjoyment

We don't want to bore you too much with an intro, nor do we think these tweets really need one. So without further ado, please scroll down (and click here) for some prime entertainment from Twitter!

Funny random tweets | Regina Carpaccio @ReginaCarpaccio wish could let my dogs bark at voicemail notification until goes away like do people come door 1:53 PM 2/24/20 Twitter Android
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Excellent Comebacks That Deserve Some Recognition

The Wendy's Twitter manager isn't the only one with top-notch roasts; sometimes us regular people think of clever comebacks that leave the recipient with third-degree burns. We just hope the following will inspire you to think of your own! And check out Reddit's /r/CleverComebacks for loads more roast-y material!

Funny and clever comebacks and insults on Twitter and Reddit | pic of hands tied together to a phone with earphones cord tweet by pepe @Finallypepe But y'all not ready this conversation Soph @sophieesol Got AirPods sorry | father has cheated on every one his wives including mother. Eric Trump O @EricTrump truly hate disloyal people 4:35 .m 17 Aug 18 42.5K Retweets 197K Likes
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Witty Comebacks Deserving Of Mad Respect (15 Sick Burns)

There are those comebacks in this world that make you realize how much of an art form insulting someone is. It takes a lot of wit, prowess, and sass to deliver a sick burn that makes the recipient hang their head in defeat. Unfortunately, we are not that clever, but the following people are!

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Brutal & Funny Times People Were Murdered By Words

Good news for anyone who enjoys the occasional icy glass of schadenfreude: we've got tons for ya right here. This vicariously enjoyed pain mostly comes in the form of social media comments: people sassing dumb people and some fine folks giving their friends a hard time. We enjoy both - and get especially excited when the sass is directed at a celebrity. Spoiler alert: there's more than one of those instances in here.

funny comebacks on social media, twitter, facebook | mom is mao ZAN gave yours Zedong may now hand notice surrender
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