Video games can be notoriously unhelpful—it's almost like an inside joke among video game creators who like to do a little trolling in the loading screen. Sometimes the advice is embedded in the game dialogue itself, like when Para-Medic says “when you get shot, you'll sometimes offer a gunshot wound” in Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater. It's not all bad and unhelpful, though. Twitter account @VGAdvisor is an excellent repository of video game wisdom and advice, mostly from older video games tha…