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Ahh, the joys of parenting. The ability to create a living, breathing, human being just to troll the shit out of them 10 years down the road is one of the most sacred rites of humanity and definitely one of the best perks of making that life choice.
One thing's for sure: These parents are doing it right.
Ryan Reynolds continues to prove that he is Deadpool irl through his antics on Twitter. It has been hilarious watching him playfully harass Hugh Jackman over the release of Logan. His parenting advice is always pretty clutch too. His antics never fail to make us smile, and that is why we still consider him to be the God-King of twitter.
We're voting Ryan Reynolds for parent of the year. If his hilarious approach to talking about his kids on twitter is any indication, the man is a truly dedicated father and does not fail at all in the parenting department. .
The guy's twitter account is a gold mine as it is, so it makes sense that his twitter take on parenting would be equally amazing.
When I was in high school it felt like it was the entire world. Right there, in those hallways. It was as if nothing else mattered. Everything pertinent to your being was there on campus.
Well, 5 years out of that place I couldn't even tell you most of those peoples names. Some faces are there but blurry. Like an out of focus camera. I'm still close to very few of the friends who, at that point, were my entire life.
It just so happens that one of those friends was voted most likely to succeed for our Senior superlatives and, well, he is absolutely killing it and recently graduated from West Point.
It seems like that's not always the case though, some 'Most Likely to Succeed' candidates fail hard. Others have it much worse than that.
Guy Delivers Sweet Justice When a Rude Woman Lets Her Dog Relieve Itself in the Middle of an Airport
It really doesn't matter how bad of a day you're having. Taking out your seething inner rage on the rest of the world by being a complete and utter ass to everyone around you is never ok and a great way to fail at being a human being. It goes back to that old saying "If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."
Well, comedian Steve Hofstetter ran into one of these people after his latest trip to the airport and decided to do something about it.
After watching her rampage selfishly through the airport and observing her allowing her dog to relieve itself in the middle of the floor he decided to play a small harmless prank on the woman. A prank that resulted in some sweet justice with more severe consequences than he intended and that's what Fail Blog is all about.
It's nice to know your friends have your back. A good wing man (or woman) can go a long way when trying to make advances on someone. Good friends will also be there to lend a hand when you're fretting over that first date. Well, this girls friend took it one step further in order to ensure her first date went off without a hitch.
There's nothing worse when you're working in the service industry than having to deal with someone like this. The kind of person that has disrespect and disregard for other people and their emotions as they go through the day carrying tirades of abuse and crusades against all who dare to stand in their way.
This brave soul reached his limit with his girlfriend after she was disrespectful and rude to the entire waitstaff when they went out for Valentine's Day dinner. This abominable human being got what she deserved.
Bob Ross himself is smilin down from up above at the sweet, summery sight of this goodness. As far as the artistic efforts go here from those that attended this epic birthday party, I definitely can relate to the dude who shamelessly scribbled on his phone. I feel your pain, bro.
A US veteran took to twitter during the madness that was occurring this weekend. He laid out this beautiful story about a chance reunion he had with an Iraqi war refugee whom he had met during his time serving overseas.
This one truly warms the heart.
The user responsible for sharing this gem of a troll heist with us was quoted in the original photo saying, "I don't know about you guys, but I already found my new role model for 2017." Yo. Right there with you.
