Texting etiquette between coworkers is a weird science that nobody has truly mastered. Professionalism is an admirable goal, but act too professional, and you can come off as stiff and unlikeable to your colleagues. Generally, a good rule of thumb is to start as professional as possible and read the room, gauging the vibe of different coworkers. However, not everyone will be satisfied with your communication style, as some people are still firmly in the 1800s regarding workplace etiquette.

No-one wants to be the blue

Unless you're one of those healthy people who aren't terminally online (like us), you probably noticed that Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp were indisposed for several hours on Monday. Luckily, the notorious bird app was still stronger than ever. Literally everyone flocked to Twitter, and even Twitter's Twitter account Tweeted about it. Pretty meta, right? hello literally everyone — Twitter (@Twitter) October 4, 2021 For some reason, every single brand known to man decided to pop in and use t…