weird twitter

There's something of an art to the perfect tweet. Whether it's a painstakingly and perfectly worded gem from weird twitter, or a 10 word relatable tidbit, chances are the tweeter has some kind of skill. We've rounded up this mix of bizarro comedy and #itme content to keep you from losing your sh*t, whether you're at work or just sitting on the toilet.

As most of you must know by now, we're really into the creative, weird, and funny tweets that the internet poets of Twitter crap out on a regular basis. What we don't enjoy, however, is the constant stream of political diatribes, cruel and infantile trolls, or pretentious people trying to one up one another. While we can't take the good without the bad, that's what we aim to provide for you with these galleries of fresh and funny tweets.

We don't think that anyone needs an excuse to peruse memes. We think its our right to indulge in procrasturbatory meme-scrolling. It feels like life's been giving us so few rewards lately. We absolutely deserve some memes as a treat. And there are a whole lot of 'em right here.

If you like strange, nonsensical humor then you've come to the right place. The following sh*tposts are funny, but may leave you scratching your head. Click here for some more weird memes about internet culture!

Want to experience the satisfaction of short and sweet funny tweets without having to enter the absolute hellhole that is Twitter? Well, you're in luck. These relatable tweets and accurate takes come without the political BS that is so prevalent on the website where they were posted. As the country gears up for more pain, we'll take any break we're offered. We hope that holds true for you, too. 

As a kid, I often fantasized about having a superpower. It's true that I may have spent too much time with my older (and male) cousin, but the idea of being "special" like one of Professor X's mutant wards was an attractive fantasy. Judging by the popularity of X-Men, I probably wasn't alone in my yearning. The comics and movies, however, have done more than allow people to escape reality via superhero material. Over the last year the X-Men have inspired some seriously clever memes on Twitter - something that's a bit more relevant to our adult (and extremely online) tastes. 

The memes generally follow the format of Professor X asking about a person's superpowers. The jokes riff on some pretty unimpressive skills or mutations, and the clever jokes unfold from there. While many of these are a bit less than fresh, the format has been seeing a comeback over the last month. We hope to see more of this smart humor, but in the meantime, we've rounded up some of our favorite examples of the meme. Maybe that's our superpower. 

Feeling bored? Craving comedy? Need a spicy and scathing take to reinvigorate your sad brain? This gallery of tweets may be exactly what you're looking for. They're not going to win any prizes in the journalism department, but they may fill the unhappy and bored void in your heart temporarily. And that counts for something. 

We talk a lot about funny tweets here at Memebase, but not all of them deserve to be celebrated equally. There are some tweets that have to power to spontaneously pop into your mind and cause an uncontrollable fit of laughter. Twitter user @no_cut_card recently asked his followers to share their favorite chuckle-inducing Twitter gems, and the responses have had us in fits ever since. From ridiculous "Weird Twitter" non-sequiturs, to woefully relatable fails and anecdotes, this collection is, for lack of a better word, epic. We hope you enjoy 'em as much as we did.

A Change.org petition to "remake game of thrones season 8 with competent writers" has accumulated over 800 thousand signatures.from disgruntled fans. People have been very unhappy with the show's writing - mainly with confusing character arcs and major plot holes. While we definitely agree with much of the unhappy sentiment, let's be real: there are way more important causes that deserve this overwhelming support. Twitter seems to agree. The petition has left many people completely dumbfounded, and they're showing their disdain the best way they know how: in 280 characters or less. 

We're not ones to play into stereotypes, but they're pretty hard to avoid. Especially on sites like Twitter. Even well-meaning observational tweets can come off as obnoxious political and gendered takes. Comedian Lane Moore started this meme with a tweet about how women put a ton of work into their appearance, while men are more likely to take the three-in-one body wash route. The tweet quickly took off, inspiring other funny Twitter folk to make their own versions. As you'll see below, the joke has kinda spiraled out of control.

They may not be fresh, but we think they're still funny.

We wish we'd come up with these gems! Props.

Yes, we wrote "twote." No, we won't stop trying to make "twote" happen. 

And so, here are some of the funniest twotes ever. It will happen. "Twote" will happen.