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It's my belief that people take lemons for granted. Most stores, even the produce-phobic bodegas of Brooklyn , have a least a few to offer the acid-seeking individuals of the world. Lemons gussy up water. They add zip to salad dressings, their zest is crucial for many baked goods, and they taste good as hell in a cocktail. Lemons have inspired tired phrases (When life gives you lemons… ) and denigrating ones (when we're talking about disappointing people or things). Lemon-flavored things also g…

It's funny how certain words start to lose their meaning when they become popular in everyday usage. Words like “savage,” “insane,” and “psychotic” are regularly used to describe things that are, in fact, incredibly normal. It's definitely not savage to roast a friend in the group chat, it's not insane to send a text to your ex, and it's certainly not psychotic to finish a bag of Doritos. The word “unhinged” is veering pretty close to the same status. Once women on TikTok describe their ordinar…

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This is not your average meme list. One might say this meme list is a bit random . The posts included in the list are not related to each other in any way. They are simply brought together and placed in an order with no rhyme or reason to it. Isn't that a bit silly? Quite whimsical, if you ask me. Listicles of random memes are, as Lady Gaga so eloquently put it, "talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, showstopper, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done bef…

Oh, joy! It's another beautiful day on the glorious internet. But if we're being totally honest, things are not feeling... great. The truth is that it is far from easy to be chained to your computer on any given day, but when the world seems extra messed up, it's even worse. Rising rents, piddling salaries, the absolute state of the world (cough Ukraine cough Israel) is almost too much for us to take. And we're expected to just ignore the goings-ons and make silly little posts while the world f…

Is it just me, or has it been a long time since there's been a national holiday ? Martin Luther King Jr. Day was four months ago, and that's far too long to go without a long weekend. Long weekends give us the opportunity to unwind a little bit more than we would on a regular weekend. You might not be able to have a full-tilt vacation, but boy howdy, can you have a lovely staycation in those three little days! This weekend I'm going to be both fun and productive. I'm going to get my hair done,…

It's well-documented that alcohol is not exactly good for you. Sure, there have been numerous studies that red wine is good for the heart, or that it's good for the brain, or “keeps you young.” But I don't take those studies seriously. As an enjoyer of alcohol, and a temporary abstainer, I know the damage that booze can have on one's mental health, physical health, and relationships. In my case, it's been difficult to go without a stiff reward for a long day, or a couple glasses of wine while s…

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