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Time, as they say, is a flat circle

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It's my belief that people take lemons for granted. Most stores, even the produce-phobic bodegas of Brooklyn , have a least a few to offer the acid-seeking individuals of the world. Lemons gussy up water. They add zip to salad dressings, their zest is crucial for many baked goods, and they taste good as hell in a cocktail. Lemons have inspired tired phrases (When life gives you lemons… ) and denigrating ones (when we're talking about disappointing people or things). Lemon-flavored things also g…

It's funny how certain words start to lose their meaning when they become popular in everyday usage. Words like “savage,” “insane,” and “psychotic” are regularly used to describe things that are, in fact, incredibly normal. It's definitely not savage to roast a friend in the group chat, it's not insane to send a text to your ex, and it's certainly not psychotic to finish a bag of Doritos. The word “unhinged” is veering pretty close to the same status. Once women on TikTok describe their ordinar…

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