Beers in the shower just hit different

It's well-documented that alcohol is not exactly good for you. Sure, there have been numerous studies that red wine is good for the heart, or that it's good for the brain, or “keeps you young.” But I don't take those studies seriously. As an enjoyer of alcohol, and a temporary abstainer, I know the damage that booze can have on one's mental health, physical health, and relationships. In my case, it's been difficult to go without a stiff reward for a long day, or a couple glasses of wine while s…

We three kings of Cinco de Mayo: Cerveza, Taco, Tequilla

Yzma is out here getting crunk with Kronk

Tonight you will have "one drink"

Nobody likes mimosas, it's just an excuse to start day drinking as early as possible

Counting down the seconds until Friday at 5PM

Jesus gets us

It's the weekend, and that means it's meme time. Let's cut to the chase. Memes are a great way to spend your two days of weekly freedom. They're simple, funny, and a great way to massage your overused brain. Why crack open that new copy of Beowulf when you could simply not do that. Why try to stretch your brain when you've been pushing it all week long. It's time to take it easy and cuddle up with a nice meme. Your brain will thank you for it.

And relax.

TGIF!