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The official Star Wars YouTube channel just published a short sneak peak video for the upcoming new film, The Rise of Skywalker and all anyone can talk about is "Dark Rey" and "Red-Eyed C-3PO," who looks like he just smoked a sh*tload of weed.
As a result, the Twitter reactions have exceeded our expectations - you definitely won't be disappointed with what we found below!
Y'all ever get so stoned off of the reefer that you forgot the names of simple, everyday things? Yeah, uhh, us either. If THAT were to happen, we might come up with our own clever substitute terminologies so as to attempt to communicate. That's basically what we're serving up here. While some of the "stoner names" are basic AF, others are freakin' brilliant.
It's only a matter of time before marijuana is legalized all over the United States (we've got 40 states to go) and the practice of smoking or consuming jazz cabbage is rapidly becoming normalized. This is especially apparent on the internet - the proof is in these memes that are directed at the THC fiends - for everything else, there's CBD.
Most living humans have experienced a heartbreak or two. It's arguably one of the things that makes us human - and often sends people into a spiral of crippling depression and anxiety. A relatively recent Twitter meme, however, suggest that there are in fact worse experiences than a broken heart. After seeing all these tweets, we're inclined to agree.
It seems like CBD is EVERYWHERE these days. If you're unfamiliar, CBD is a compound found in marijuana that does not contain psychoactive properties. In other words, you can't get high from it. Enthusiasts will boast its myriad of benefits, but if we're being honest, we think the claims might be getting a little out of hand.
To top it all off, over the weekend Kim Kardashian threw a CBD, meditation and sound bath (whatever the hell that means)-themed baby shower for the birth of her fourth child, whom she and Kanye are expecting via surrogate in just a few weeks. You can watch a cringey video clip from that below.
Of course, these memes and tweets are all in good fun, and if you've had positive experiences with CBD, we'd love to know!
Happy holidays to all you stoners out there! Let's be honest, April 20th (more affectionately known as 420) probably isn't that much different from any other day for you, but you still gotta celebrate nonetheless.
For legal reasons, we have to remind you to enjoy the dro responsibly and that drugs are bad. And if that doesn't motivate you, just remember that tomorrow is Easter Sunday, so God is watching. He's always watching.
There are about a zillion wonderful benefits to legalizing marijuana: taxes that go to education, job creation, and thinning out our overcrowded prisons. Then there's the fun stuff. Twitter user @icexqueen asked her followers to share some hilariously high anecdotes and the thread made us laugh very hard for a Monday. We can only hope that as greens become more accessible we get more of these tear-inducing stories.
Elon Musk is getting meme'd and photoshopped after smoking a blunt on Thursday with Joe Rogan on his podcast, The Joe Rogan Experience. People are mocking Musk for making smoking a blunt look incredibly lame, and for making hilarious facial expressions that scream "I'm having a lot of stoner thoughts."
