weather report

Martyrdom 100

This weatherman was really not havin' it when viewers on social media started complaining that his tornado warning was taking away from their Bachelorette viewing time. We can't say we blame him for totally losing his cool on live television!

The dark will overtake us. There is nothing we can do.

Fed up with the government shutdown, NOAA employees have taken to putting subtle messages in their official forecasts.

I love Godzilla Wednesdays!

Whoa there. High pressure system moving into this studio, apparently.

Michigan's finest weatherman.

That's why daddy does the weather, sweetie.

But my home state of Montana remains Barret and Aerith as always, which means it's likely gonna be another Sephiroth forest fire season again this year... - Matty Malaprop

This band of high pressure will soon overcome the mass that's been here for some time now... H L

(Egyptian riots)