Never look down your nose at the guy who makes more money than you in tips

the ticket printer still haunts me

Cha-ching!

Hopefully, no one gets themselves into a situation like Spongebob and Mr. Krabs did when the health inspector came to the Krusty Krab…

Mess with the delivery guy, get a pizza the revenge!

For crying out loud, if you bring your kids to a restaurant, don't let them treat it like a playground. Waiting tables is a lot harder if you have a little one running beneath your feet, not to mention it's actually really dangerous, as servers are running around with hot plates in their hands. If a kid were to bump into a server, they could potentially have the hot plate dropped on their head. That would hurt, a lot. And then parents would bla bla bla about suing for damages when really, they…

Compliments to the chef, and everyone else in the back of house.

embrace the chaos

who stole my pen

Enforcing a dress code on employees is a tale as old as time. And in some cases, I get it. You knew what you were getting into when starting working there. Other times, I don't get it. That is, when managers are inconsistent in terms of their expectations. One day they say this, the other day they say that… Who is to know what is right? This server was completely at a loss after being kicked off shift for not complying with the dress code… Even though two weeks prior, they had been told that th…

If you survived working New Year's Eve and then opening New Year's Day brunch... You're stronger than most people.

Corner!

Despite what you might hear, sometimes being a waiter can actually be fun!

Tipping 25% on this meme list

Everyone should be required to work a service industry job at least once in their life.

“At one restaurant, it was actually part of our training.”