veggie tales

When contemplating the world of 'Weird Twitter,' masters of the non sequitur that come to mind are @dril and @horse_ebooks, but there are many other delightfully strange absurdist Twitter accounts that deserve some recognition. @Veggiefact is one of these special anonymous accounts that has blessed the internet with thousands of hilariously weird tidbits. Scrolling through this sort of account feels like you're assuming the mind of another person—deranged thoughts floating by like puffs of smoke, one after the other. 

We've collected some of our favorite tweets from this year for your enjoyment, but you can visit @Veggiefact and scroll back all the way to 2014 if you so desire.

Who else watched Veggie Tales growing up? You know, the wholesome show that tells biblical stories using animated produce? If you feel like having your childhood ruined, you've come to the right place! Veggietales Facts is a cursed Twitter account for people who want to expand their "veggie knowledge." Just scroll and you'll see what we mean.

These memes are hilarious, with a touch of pointless and stupid.

Put some pep in your step with these funny memes!

Think kids are great? Wrong.

Instagrammer @The.Nerd.Dad depicts the frustrations of parenting so eloquently!

If you ever watched Veggie Tales as a kid, then these trending memes will hit you with a shock wave of nostalgia, but with a twist that's relevant to today!

Cardi B is without a doubt the most hilariously quotable celebrity of our time, and if you don't think so, then GTFO. Just kidding.

(But seriously, she's the queen.)