vegas

WTH? I swear I left my career here somewhere...

IT NEVER STAYS IN VEGAS It ends up on your wife's blood test 4 months later, is listed in your divorce papers, and then you end up forever alone. Spending 12 hours a day making stupid demotivational posters

(Boris Johnson, David Cameron)

You may have heard about Prince Harry's recent embarrassment in Las Vegas. If you haven't, basically a series of photos got leaked depicting the prince cavorting around naked with an unknown woman in a game of strip billiards.

In the United Kingdom, newspapers are not allowed to print the photos, and most tabloids have resorted to using an old photo of Prince Harry shirtless and wearing a hat. Not The Sun, though. They enlisted two staffers to recreate the photos for their cover. Not models or actors, just two people who work there. What a strange and awkward day at the office that must have been. "I'm sorry, I haven't had my coffee yet, I could have sworn you asked me to pose naked for the cover of today's paper. Wait, seriously?"

CHILDREN'S AID they're your new mommy now, old mommy is moving to vegas

they are the same

WHATEVER YOU DID IN VEGAS really should have stayed there.

MUPPETS IN VEGAS rated - R