Everything's okay, ‘cause I’m on vacation

what if I need the family heirloom my grandmother gifted me at birth for something??

He got nothing?

Does it really take that long?

Get in, loser. We're going on a road trip.

It's her loss

This was his dream trip

How does that work?

You can take the reservation, but you can't keep it

Shady shady shady

Father of the year

Too little too late

Such a ridiculous demand

"Can't seem to get my mind off of you"

Vacations are not a piece of cake. Everybody has a different idea of how to be on vacation, and if you force your standards onto others, it can easily breed resentment. There's a clear middle ground between waking up at 6 AM daily to do everything you could possibly do and sleeping until 3 PM every day, wasting your vacation away in an expensive hotel room. Disney vacations are uniquely stressful. There are some rides that you need to get in line for at 7 AM if you want a chance in hell of not…

Yeah right