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As Gotye's better half (in that video at least) would say, I really hope these endless "Somebody That I Used To Know" puns eventually Settle Down. - Matty Malaprop

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After reading this groan-worthy pizza puns, I really feel like I could use a margherita. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe I'm just too cynical to appreciate love, but I've always felt like weddings are simply mulch ado about nothing. - Matty Malaprop

And this, children, is what happens when you open your big mouthpieces. - Matty Malaprop

I'm betting all these puns were brewed up in Cosmo's Factory... - Matty Malaprop

Or musings on music in general... pssk, I don't even know. All I know is I'm a 12-year-old when it comes to giggling at the mention of "G-strings." - Matty Malaprop

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ADOBE READER is old and fearful

And I'm sure the action sequences will go stale far too quickly. - Matty Malaprop

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