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Only a total fruit would give into pear pressure, 'namsayin? #I'mNotHomophobicISwear #THISPUNISABOUTFRUIT #NOITREALLYACTUALLYIS - Matty Malaprop

This has long been my personal life rule... and look how I've turned out! #MaybeYouShouldn'tLiveThisWay #ButComeOnYouKnowYouWantTo - Matty Malaprop

I mean, given their linguistically failed name, I suppose such punishable typos should be expected in such a place. - Matty Malaprop

To help you find all 'dem critters and such.

BLACK PEOPLE, part of a healthy meal

FOLLOW YOUR OWN ADVICE words.

Every beard-induced hangover I've ever had has been nothing short of a hair-raising experience. - Matty Malaprop

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... it's sh*t like this that makes me simultaneously love and loathe everyone in the current generation. - Matty Malaprop

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YOU CAN SMELL HIS COLON? damn what has he been eating?

IT'S "LIBYAN" you're both idiots