$2 million a year for this

She knows what she wants

They'll do everything right

Testing positive for Monday

How do you feel about the hijacking of internet culture by corporate accounts? I'll admit, it was a little cute at first. Take Wendy's for example, they were one of the figureheads who popularized the trend. They appealed to their audience through Twitter memes , they joked with their followers, and they talked smack to other brands on social media. It was uncharted territory and refreshing to see. That was until every other brand adopted the model. When every brand tries to be the cool kid, no…

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Also, Lizzo plunges into the cancellation meme cycle.

Get in line!

When eating potato chips, it's impossible to eat just one. You may open the bag intending to eat a single chip, but that's not what happens. You'd be lucky to find even half of the bag within ten minutes. This isn't a piece on the nature of potato chips, this is a collection of random memes. All this potato chip talk to say, memes are just the same . One just isn't enough. That's not a bad thing. Memes and chips are two popularly enjoyed things. It's just that the impulse to stop consuming is n…

Happy Thursday, y'all! I don't know about you guys, but this week could not be going slower. I'm usually the kind of person who feels like time is flying, but something about this week has got me checking the clock every five seconds, never satisfied with what I'm seeing. At least today is Thursday, so most of the struggle is over, at least for this week. The annoying thing about time is that it never stops coming . We used to have long stretches of breaks from the grind when we were in school,…

Happy August!

So weird

Not cool

It... could be worse

It's a lifelong commitment