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Funny Twitter story written by a woman who attended a mimosa party where someone added in vinegar to the juices without being asked to | tweet by Sarah Gailey gaileyfrey Who wants hear story Worst Party Guest Ever? hope do because this is happening. so at this party. Brunch party because all my friends are insufferable hipsters bring an ASSORTMENT juices mimosa bar

Insufferable Hipster Dude Ruins Party In This Hilarious Twitter Thread

Heartwarming and inspiring Twitter thread about a stroke patient in Ireland who recovers fully | tweet by drliamhealy "Mammy's not well" 5 year old Priya has FaceTimed her Dad, Damian, using family iPad. Damian is on his way work s been busy few weeks family. His wife Mary, 35, is at home with their daughter and new 2 week old baby, Noah s two days before Christmas. Horrified, Damian sees iPad his daughter is holding his wife Mary has collapsed ground. She is not moving. She can't speak.

Miraculous Story About A Stroke Patient Restored Our Faith In Humanity

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Simply A Crapload Of Entertaining Memes & Tweets

Funny random memes | Tweet meme about having debilitating chest pains WHEN I CLICK SUBMIT PAYMENT | Simpson's meme of Bart Simpson falling and tumbling down the family stairs with each stair object-labeled as a different year of the past decade from 2011 to 2020

Forty-Four Entertainment-Filled Memes That Have No Purpose

Funny memes, Tumblr posts and tweets about birds | grey fluffy baby flamingo standing on one leg: URGENT: BABY FLAMINGO DOING FLAMINGO LEG. a big black parrot intimidating a smaller chubbier white parrot: 2020 still processing 2016's trauma

Bunch Of Bird Sh*tposts For The Birb Lovers

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Pierce Brosnan's Sexy Colonel Sanders Vibe Is Making Twitter Thirsty

Funny tweet by Jay Inslee that reads, "I'm a Boomer and it's time for our generation to do our part to defeat climate change. Ok, Boomers? (Did I do that right?)" above a still of Will Smith saying, "He a little confused, but he got the spirit"

He Tried, And That's All That Matters

awkward Oblivious Woman In A Cafe | tweet by LittleCecil2 so, l'm sat busy cafe reading book with cup tea and pastry and lady sat opposite engrossed her newspaper has just taken bite my pastry. will update

Embarrassing Twitter Story About An Oblivious Woman In A Cafe Is All Of Us

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Twenty-Five Funny Memes Perfect For Relaxing

Funny random memes and posts | normal person tells story START STORY END STORY tell story SEMI- RELATED SIDE STORY PRE-STORY PROLOGUE CONTEXT APOLOGIZE Too MANY DETAILS END STORY START STORY REALIZE BEEN TALKING Too LONG WAIT, OKAY, BACK MAIN STORY WRAP STORY UP AND FINALLY GET POINT SOMETHING JUST NOW REMEMBERED TALKING ABOUT? LoSE TRAIN THOUGHT. [music] subtitles: Deaf People:

Thirty-Two Dumb May-Mays For Peak Optical Enjoyment

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Memes & Tweets That Are Full Of Mindless Entertainment

funny tweets and roasts of the line "somehow palpatine returned" in the rise of skywalker, star wars tweets | oscar isaac rolling his eyes Somehow Palpatine has returned Everyone at cinema. tweet by skyelo_ren Does anyone else lie awake at night thinking about Poe Dameron saying "Somehow, Palpatine returned" is full extent explanation receive about Palpatine returned?

'Somehow, Palpatine Returned' Is Star Wars' Most Roastable Line

Funny and dank memes about the potential for a World War III | army recruiter showing my IG videos benching 225 lbs after told him physically unable perform war. the jig meme: Germany realizing they are not guilty this world war:

Potential For 'World War 3' Is Sparking Some Nervous Reaction Memes

Funny tweet that reads, "Took me eleven minutes to do that thing I've been avoiding for three months: a memoir"

My Life In A Nutshell

Funny, sad, and depressing memes and tweets | spongebob reading a piece of paper then using it to stoke a fire: can't sit under hot water shower 74 minutes and pretend 's self care instead dealing with problems. homer simpson comforting bart: 2019 This is worst year my life. This is worst year life so far

Sad Memes To Kick That Seasonal Affective Disorder Into Gear

twitter thread about how terrible the australia bushfires are | tweet by manwithoutatan want give some perspective people not Australia. More Aussie land is currently burning than exists entire country Belgium smoke is causing breathing problems New Zealand, 2,000km away. Half billion animals have been killed. Eight people are dead.

Horrifying Thread Reveals How Devastating The Australian Fires Really Area

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