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Tweet that reads, "Shoutout to the guy making announcements at my gate. He said, and I quote, 'Now boarding Group A as in applebottom jeans and Group B as in boots with the fur'"

A True Hero

Caption that reads, "My fiance calls this painting at Panera 'Obama having a meal with various stages of Michael Jacksons" above a painting of several people sitting around a table eating bread

Can't Unsee

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Tweet that reads, "Why does every male model on ASOS look like they've just bumped into the girl they've been ghosting" above pics of three male ASOS models looking slightly nervous

Ohhh...Hi

Tweet that reads, "My favorite animals at the zoo are just the random birds walking around like they belong. Go home pigeon, this is fancy bird town"

Get Outta Here

Shower Thoughts tweet that reads, "The reason most of us stay up late is because we don't want our free time to end and tomorrow to start"

Mind Blown

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Tweet that reads, "22 is actually just the weirdest age. I don't know what's going on, what I should be doing, should I have a full-time job? Is it okay not to? Should I go back to school? People have kids, but then others are still at frat parties. I have ten dollars. I just am highly confused"

We've All Been There

Tweet that reads, "Gonna need you finish your story real quick so I can tell you how the same thing happened to me, but it's more interesting 'cause I'm in it"

Embarrassed To Admit This Is True

funny christian wholesome tweets

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Tweet that reads, "I'm just a girl, sitting in front of a computer, holding a phone, which is open to the same website as the computer I'm sitting in front of"

Preeeetty True

Tweet that reads, "For someone who didn't start a fire, Billy Joel sure is defensive about it"

Seems Fishy...

Funny memes, random funny memes.

34 Time-Wasting Memes That'll Eradicate Life's Monotony

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Tweet where someone says 'Good morning' to a nursing major and the nursing major goes off about how much studying they have to do

Calm Down There Buddy

Tweet that reads, "I love when you're at the grocery store and the veggies are having a shower"

Those Veggies Gettin' So Clean

Tweet that reads, "Honestly I have the PERFECT Italian renaissance bod right now and I'm so mad at y'all for changing the ideal feminine form on me. Titian would have worshipped me okay. Boticelli would be all up in my DMs"

So True

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Danielle Fishel from Boy Meets World tweets that she got married, someone comments, "Kind of rude that you married someone other than Cory but okay"

My Childhood Is Ruined

Tweet that reads, "No-money November is going absolutely fantastic so far"

I Can't Fail At This Rate

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