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Funny twitter story about strippers, kevin hard, and narrowly avoided dead | Adam Heath Avitable @avitable Okay, tweeps, it's storytime. The year was 2015. A young (er) Avitable had tickets to go see @KevinHart4real on April 24th, and invited a stripper named Mandi May Jackson who he knew from his local adult establishment. She agreed, he picked her and they went out on the 'dn town... Adam Heath Avitable is at Amway Center Club Level. April 24, 2015 Orlando Feeling goofy before Kevin Hart gets

Epic Twitter Saga Involving Kevin Hart, A Stripper, And Narrowly Avoiding Death

Funny tweet that reads, "I feel like this skeleton wants to fuck so bad but his pickup lines are just awful" above a textbook illustration of a skeleton

Just Give Him A Chance

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Funny memes and moments from 'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia' | AP You see, I just realized that I have two ears, HUBBARDS LUMBER You just realized that you have two ears? | Freshman entering the restroom to encounter me having my 3rd mental breakdown of the week

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Funny tweet about what work will look like after quarantine is over | Stupid Resumes RESUMES @stupidresumes Imagine wearing a suit to work after all this, or buttoning up a shirt, or even caring about anything at all ever again.

Can't Begin To Imagine

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Twenty-Nine Random Memes Meant To Decimate Boredom

Funny meme that reads, "Me enjoying the sleep I don't deserve after a long day of doing absolutely nothing" above a photo of a little dog lying in a bed

That Quarantine Life

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Thirty-Nine Silly Memes For Bored People

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Mental Health Memes For Anyone Trying To Cope With All Of This Crap

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Eighteen Wholesome Memes That Serve As A Breath Of Fresh Air

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Thirty-Nine Random Memes Perfect For Mindless Scrolling

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Thirty-Four Miscellaneous Memes To Defeat The Blues

Funny and relatable tweets from lockdown | Cydni Beer @cydbeer "Quarantine has brought us closer together than ever been before My Thighs

Fresh Tweets That Reflect These Crazy Times

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Fifty Silly Memes Made For Banishing Boredom

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'I feel used': Company asks employee to bake cookies for after-work event, fires her 2 days later

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‘I paid once, I warned him, and I’m done being his permanent bailout’: Wife refuses to buy her chronically late husband another international ticket after he shows up 16 minutes before a nonrefundable flight, misses it, and demands a bailout

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Vegan husband refuses to carry grocery bags full of meat, eggs, and dairy into his house, forces his meat-eating wife to do it: 'How can you kiss someone who eats meat and can't touch the bag holding it?'

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'We both know you're not going to do that, so you don't need to blow smoke': Company rejects candidate after interviewing him for 6 months, asks to put his picture on their website

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