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Funny random memes, tweets, and Tumblr posts | bee is willing end 's own life just cause tiny amount pain can relate level pettiness. | Heineken thank They sing because they can.

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Twitter thread of Terry Pratchett Discworld quotes about policing, social commentary, satire | Kelli OperaGeek @TheOperaGeek "And, while regarded as pretty good evidence criminality be living slum SOME reason owning whole street them merely got invited very best social occasions Terry Pratchett, Feet Clay | way Privilege, which just means 'private law Two types people laugh at law; those break and those make Terry Pratchett, Night Watch 9:26 PM 6/8/20 Twitter Android

Twitter Thread: Terry Pratchett Quotes Full Of Astute Social Commentary

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Entitled couple from Allen Texas roasted after tweet about shredded cheese: My wife, date night after 3+ months locked up on quarantine. Waiting for shredded cheese as it's the only way she can eat fajitas. We've asked 4 people, going on 18 minutes now. Just unreal at Allen, TX location. We gotta quit blaming #COVID19 for crappy service | faces national tragedy Migrant Mother 1936 (by Dorothea Lange, FSA) and "But Had Wait My Shredded Cheese 2020

Entitled Texas Couple Roasted For Meltdown Over Shredded Cheese

Funny tweet that reads, "Little secret about me: my answer to the question 'would you like a receipt' is based on absolutely nothing and changes all the time"

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Funny random memes | Lord of the Rings Frodo Sam and Gollum Molly Knox Ostertag @MollyOstertag do regularly think sam, frodo, and gollum never got eat this stew or are normal | Mira Gonzalez O @miragonz my phone dies Distraught monkeys mourn death robotic monkey spying on them

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$funny meme about jimmy eat world, james food center | Cooper Fleishman @_Cooper Please. That's my father's name. You can call me Jimmy Eat World JAMES \ FOOD CENTER$

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Funny tweets that made people laugh out loud | no_cut_card @no_cut_card 's tweet think about randomly and laugh every time? | Ollie Garch @ojedge lerved Herve Leger as Jerker Bertmern. RIP. Gern too sern. HERVE LEGER | wolf @xvessali 4m Yea DH ANIMATIONS @dhanima 9m Y'all think could take them? 2 wolf @xvessali 2m Oh he meant fight CO

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Face mask exempt cards, funny tweets, illegal cards, karens, karens in the wild | HEADS UP fellow businesses This is not thing. This is happens Arts and Crafts Karens have too much time on their hands will throw trash and send them on their way. FACE MASK EXEMPT CARD AM EXEMPT ANY ORDINANCE REQUIRING FACE MASK USAGE PUBLIC. Wearing face mask posses mental and/or physical risk Under Americans with Disability Act (ADA am not required disclose my condition Department Justice ADA Violation reporting

Karens Ridiculed For Making Bogus 'Face Mask Exempt Cards'

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Funny Twitter story about an aging Millennial interacting with a young child about their gaming past | ZoomZoomLagoon @ZoomZoomLagoon Imagine are older than dust, Surely headed grave soon have guilted child, Antonicanila let stay with her and her family old age named her because 's just so unique She allowed go get an ice cream cone one day.

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Funny Twitter story about a guy who gets into a little skirmish with a raccoon when it gets up into his hammock | Aaron Reynolds @aaronreynolds started new evening ritual leave all my technology inside except my Walkman, and get into hammock back yard and listen an album start finish. My cat has been curious about this new habit, and been trying coax him into hammock

Guy Gets Into Amusing Altercation With A Raccoon In A Hammock

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Funny random memes | Henry VIII hey can divorce my wife no thats bad ok CHURCH ENGLAND watch this | open book on right page instantly and rest class is still searching. Everyone is stupid except made with mematic Homer Simpson smoking cigar

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Funny tweets about rude and entitled patio people, restaurants, patios, funny | lemon labradorite @mamandelulu Replying xLaboure @freshhel and @hooleil Classic. Also s really sunny at this table don't have another spot looking at same damn packed patio they are no mean, yes inside. This is outside, ma'am sun is just out here and stuff | certified wide @bacchus2014 Replying freshhel and @lunch_enjoyer worked at an outdoor restaurant with covered outdoor patio. Table insisted on sitting out there

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Funny tweet that reads, "Millennials are so SPOILED and ENTITLED; Millennials: is it rude if I ask my employer to pay me"

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Funny random memes | Women: delivering babies is hardest and most beautiful thing life, men will never be able understand or experience feeling Men: 0:05 0:42 Deliver Baby | Follow roses are red, tomatoes are sweet, HE BOOTS TOO BIG FOR HE GOT DAMN FEET

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Tweets and data about increased fireworks, fireworks conspiracy theories, nyc, new york city, united states, nypd, police activity | Son Baldwin (Robert Jones 2d v 2. Desensitization as means get us so used sounds firecrackers and other fireworks they start using their real artillery on us won't PROPHETS know difference s meant sound like war zone because war zone is s about become. 39 271,661 O 8,656 Son Baldwin (Robert Jones 2d think this is psychological warfare PROPHETS first wave before wha

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'I'm raising her kid': 19-year-old uncle steps up to care for his 1.5-year-old niece, but when his entitled sister criticizes his every move, he refuses to continue coparenting until she appreciates him

'I'm raising her kid': 19-year-old uncle steps up to care for his 1.5-year-old niece, but when his entitled sister criticizes his every move, he refuses to continue coparenting until she appreciates him

'I'm frustrated and also embarrassed': Daughter cuts off elderly parents who expect lifelong financial support after retiring with nothing saved

'I'm frustrated and also embarrassed': Daughter cuts off elderly parents who expect lifelong financial support after retiring with nothing saved

Stay-at-home dad dyes 14-year-old son's hair purple, pushes back when working wife complains about them making memories without her: 'My son isn't even comfortable with her anymore'

Stay-at-home dad dyes 14-year-old son's hair purple, pushes back when working wife complains about them making memories without her: 'My son isn't even comfortable with her anymore'

Parents force older siblings to pay for 20-year-old sister's flight to Disney, she refuses to go out of solidarity for siblings: 'My parents are extremely wealthy doctors who own their own business. None of us kids are financially comfortable.'

Parents force older siblings to pay for 20-year-old sister's flight to Disney, she refuses to go out of solidarity for siblings: 'My parents are extremely wealthy doctors who own their own business. None of us kids are financially comfortable.'

26-year-old legal guardian steals school-issued laptop from her 15-year-old ward, refuses to give it back: 'She tried to call me and pressure me into giving her partner the password and ID'

26-year-old legal guardian steals school-issued laptop from her 15-year-old ward, refuses to give it back: 'She tried to call me and pressure me into giving her partner the password and ID'

30+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (August 21, 2025)

30+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (August 21, 2025)

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