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'I feel used': Company asks employee to bake cookies for after-work event, fires her 2 days later

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‘I paid once, I warned him, and I’m done being his permanent bailout’: Wife refuses to buy her chronically late husband another international ticket after he shows up 16 minutes before a nonrefundable flight, misses it, and demands a bailout

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