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Funny meme about tim allen.

SMDH

Tweet that reads, "STOP holding onto people just because you have a history together;" someone replies below, "But they're my kids"

No Exceptions

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Tweet that reads, "[Before Christian rock was invented] *In mosh pit* Wish I could do this for the Lord"

Praise The Lord In Every And Any Circumstance

Tweet that reads, "'Hey, we see that your account balance is at -$2.35, so we're gonna charge you a $35 eat-sh*t fee cause we're the bank"

HA! POOR

Text that reads, "Boss: You're an hour late; Guy who's about to invent daylight savings: Oh, you haven't heard?"

Wow, What A Genius

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Tweet that reads, "There is an outbreak of measles in the USA. Fellow Ugandans, one shilling a day could save these dying kids"

F*cking Savage

Tweet that reads, "Pi Day is just a fake holiday created by math companies to sell more math"

Damn Corporate America

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Twitter Users Are Roasting The Rich By Joking About The 'Legit' Ways They Got Into College

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15 Righteous Jesus Memes That'll Save You From Eternal Hellfire

Funny tweets about introverts.

30 Hilarious Tweets Any Introvert Can Relate To

Tweet that reads, "I'm mad teachers told us 'If you don't do well in school you're gonna be the garbage man' and never told us the garbage man made more than them"

Lost Opportunity

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17 Tweets That Prove When Facebook Is Down, Twitter Becomes A Meme Goldmine

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Aunt Becky Is Getting Meme'd And Roasted For Bribing Her Spoiled Daughter's Way Into College

Funny meme about bubonic plague.

Wasn't Lying

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Someone requests Merriam-Webster to follow them on Twitter so that they can DM them to say that "toothpaste" should really be called "teethpaste" instead

He's Right You Know

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