When I was a teenager, some friends and I were hanging out in a park one evening when we came across a wallet sitting in the grass. We opened it up to see if there was an ID and sure enough, there was, along with sixty bucks. We all agreed to bring it to the local precinct, but first we had a little fun and tossed it in a circle like a football. We briefly entertained the idea of keeping the cash, as any teenager would. But in the end, we did the right thing and turned the wallet in. I think in

Main character energy

Yeah, it's not really quirky

High drama

Surprise, surprise.

So creative

If you can conjure up any dusty cobweb-covered memories from childhood, you probably remember how kids hated having to go to sleep. Every night was a dramatic power struggle between my parents , myself, and consciousness. Eventually I would succumb - but not before asking the most inane and convoluted questions possible as a sort of stalling tactic. Things are different as an adult. I would like to be sleeping most of the time. If you're sleeping, you're usually not feeling pain, sadness, or a…

Knock knock

Honse and Bode walked so Goots could run. Who the hell is Goots, you ask? He's a big fat goose chillin' on a sunny patch of grass, that's who. Via KnowYourMeme According to Know Your Meme , the original image of Goots can be traced back to a 2014 Flickr post, but Goots was elevated to viral status in early 2022 after @CroixAlmer posted a tweet claiming that they “made an algorithm look at 1,000 memes on Twitter and then produce its own, and this is what I got.” Included in the tweet is a versio…

It all starts with Legolas.

Nice try.

Hide and seek

A truly confusing decade.

The world has a lot of opinions regarding pizza. The pineapple on pizza debate has been raging for years. And we all know that Swedish banana pizza deserves a top spot in the Pizza Hall of Shame. But this weekend the internet found a new phenomenon to rage about: “Altoona Style Pizza." The revelation came courtesy of

The brain tends to go on autopilot when "polite mode" is triggered

We can’t fault creativity.