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It seems like everyone and their mom has been talking about Marvel's Wandavision, especially since the finale aired on Disney+. The episode was so emotional that nerd-cum-director Kevin Smith shared a tearful selfie after watching it three times. On Twitter, however, it seems some people are more interested in Vision's sex appeal than the show's culmination. 

While it makes sense that the internet's thirst levels have been high (thanks, Covid-19 lockdowns), Black Twitter has taken things to the next level. Normally, Marvel fans are seen thirsting after meaty hunks like Thor or Captain America. But this weekend, their unholy gaze was set upon Vision, who is essentially a glorified robot. 

The fun started when Twitter user @gooonicorn shared some images of Vision in a turtleneck. The tweet went viral, and got a lot of women saying some highly questionable things. The tweet also spawned Vision's alter ego "Vishawn," as well as many, many edits of the character  decked out in gold chains, grills, and even a durag. While this may not be everyone's brand of humor, we can probably agree that a little humor is refreshing after that tear-inducing finale. 

What's harder than "No Nut November"? Judging by Twitter today, the answer is "No Simp September." The challenge has been trending on social media, and many struggling simps are unfollowing their favorite e-girls (cough Belle Delphine cough) and expressing their fear for the month to come. While we know that this challenge is one that people must elect to take part in, we're definitely enjoying watching reformed simps freak the f*ck out on Twitter. 

Dining outside, in many parts of the United States, is a happy seasonal treat. A chance to take in the sunlight while enjoying a relaxing drink or some good food. But as many cities are reopening following coronavirus lockdowns (some only allowing outdoor dining) Twitter user @fresshel (Helen) felt the need to remind people of how insufferable and entitled patio diners can be. Her June 19th tweet reads:

" Anyone who has worked at a restaurant with outdoor seating already knew tht patio people do not care if u live or die"

While this may sound like an unfair generalization of people who prefer to dine al fresco, it seems that many people who have worked in restaurant and bar service agree with Helen's sentiment. In the tweet's replies, people are sharing horror stories of "patio people" and revealing that a surprising number of sadistic people actually dine in the rain - forcing their servers to get soaked or be escorted with an umbrella. Next time you decide to sit on the patio, remember these people and avoid this entitled behavior. And remember to tip your server.