So creative

Servers are the unsung warriors of the restaurant industry . On top of being expected to maintain an impeccable memory under extreme pressure, servers have to swallow their pride and put on a smile while taking abuse from unreasonable Karens, splitting checks between dozens of drunk college students, and making sure glasses are never empty. And what do servers get in the end? Just enough tips to pay the rent and years of stress dreams about serving to look forward to. When @roastmalone_ tweeted…

The brain tends to go on autopilot when "polite mode" is triggered

Ah, nostalgia

Seems like just yesterday I was playing snake on my indestructible Nokia 3310 and asking my parents to buy me a clear glacier GameBoy Advance. Now they're literally putting Microsoft Zunes and iMac G3s in museums. If you needed another reason to feel old, this Twitter thread full of nostalgic pictures of old tech will take you on a trip down memory lane. What was up with all the colorful transparent hardware in the 90s? And can we bring that back? Today's world of slick, elegant design could use

So cute

'They did the Matrix on a cow'

Prepare to be disgusted.

Show me the money

Who knew semiotics could be funny

Sometimes a job can become so unbearable that you just snap

The CW network wins the unintentional comedy award

How DARE they

The smell sounds...unique.

Alexa told the girl to 'plug in a phone charger about halfway into a wall outlet, then touch a penny to the exposed prongs'

Very good. Very dumb.