They'll do everything right

It's a lifelong commitment

A PhD gets $7/hour

Everyone's "not hungry" until the takeout gets here

Uhhh that's not a good idea sir

What a versatile dog actor

They have a lot

Genius level IQ right here

Wittiness is next to tardiness

It's so cute

Classic dad move

So many people feel like they're so grown up when they're in their mid-twenties. This is allegedly when your brain chemistry is actually adult at that point, so perhaps you do magically become an adult when you turn 25. I am unsure about this because 25-year-olds are only a couple of years older than 23-year-olds, and we are not in completely different maturity stratospheres by any means. My 25-year-old friends might be slightly less of a fool than I am, but they aren't ready to completely aban…

"You haven't seen 'Barbie Nutcracker'? You don't know BIBBLE??? Ok fake fan."

Kuzco, is that you

A hot topic

I'm curious about the rise of “no gift” parties for children. I'm sure they existed when I was a kid, but I did not participate in that sort of thing