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Funny tweet about how people who snore are "bragging" about sleeping well | Snoring is basically bragging about being asleep, so loudly, that it stops other people from sleeping. It's like lying there screaming "I'M HAVING A LOVELY SLEEP"

Rude

Funny tweet about tall people grabbing something from a tall shelf for a short person As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants

Thems Tha Rules

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Funny meme about choosing between the very hungry caterpillar and rainbow fish, funny tweet, eric carle really would prefer not see this kind of violence on my TL

Cruel

Funny tweet that reads, "The girl in front of me during lecture was watching a movie and she looked back and saw me staring so she put on subtitles"

How Thoughtful

Funny tweet that reads, "Tried to pull up my sleeve and accidentally punched myself. It's okay, I've had it coming for some time now"

Same

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Funny tweet that reads, "Sometimes as motivation I reward myself before I accomplish something. It's called a preward, and it 100% does not work"

Nope, Never Does

Wholesome tweets about Chris Evans giving his dog Dodger a botched haircut | Chris Evans O @ChrisEvans assured him knew doing. He seemed skeptical at first, but with help few treats talked him into went so wrong, so fast guess some things are better left professionals He hasn't seen mirror yet told him looks great) | dog with bald patches of fur

Chris Evans Charms Twitter After Botching His Dog's Haircut

Funny tweet that reads, "They never told me which machine so I've been raging against toasters is that right"

F*ck You, I Won't Do What You Tell Me

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Funny Twitter meme that reads, "The opening sentence of all my phone conversations for the past two months" above a still of someone saying, "Um, is everything ok? I mean, other than, you know, everything?"

Everything Is Not Okay

Funny tweets about girls who say hiii and girls who say bruh | BraveBrandon440 @BraveBrandon440 Replying BigFunnyPeePee and @JokaiVii Girls who say Girls who say hii bruh 3:51 AM 4/30/20 Twitter iPhone princess peach and princess daisy | Lindsay Lohan in The Parent Trap Cady Heron @realcadyheroin girls who girls who say hiii say bruh

Twitter Memes The Difference Between Girls Who Say 'Hiii' And Girls Who Say 'Bruh'

Funny tweet that reads, "If someone's job requires an 'appreciation week' it means they're not getting paid enough"

Hard Truth

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Funny tweet that reads, "When I say I'm in my bag all 2020 this is what I mean" above a photo of a guy wearing a tent over his head on a flight to prevent from getting coronavirus

Kindly Get Out Of My Face

Twitter meme, can't wait to walk down the aisle, quarantine, lockdown, funny tweets | rozhan @stylebyrxg can't wait walk down aisle 6:08 PM 5/2/20 Twitter iPhone aisle between seats on an airplane | melody @JIBBITZ can't wait walk down aisle EMPLOYE ONLY 10:28 PM 5/3/20 Twitter iPhone clothes racks in a shopping store

'Can't Wait To Walk Down The Aisle' Meme Is All About What We're Gonna Do After Lockdown

Funny memes about existentialism | Grey Plague @Narkissos Stop saying life is joke s not. Jokes have meaning. 12:57 AM 17 Nov 19 Twitter Android Never before have been so offended by something one hundred percent agree with. | Without objective morality, everything is permissible. nutella spaghetti

Existential Memes For Pessimists Trying To Figure Out The Meaning Of Life

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Funny tweet that reads, "Millennial culture is daydreaming how much you'd help your friends if you were to ever get rich"

One Day When I'm Rich And Famous...

Funny tweets about elon musk and grimes baby X Æ A-12 | Elon Musk O @elonmusk 8h SAVAGE 827 277,028 42.5K Alex Y @bjorkspears Replying elonmusk @TeslaGong and 2 others Sh*t s already mutating | Ben @BenAHenderson X 12 asking why he's called X 12: Elon and Grimes: 10:04 AM 5/5/20 Twitter Web App

Elon Musk & Grimes Welcome Son "X Æ A-12" And Obviously The Memes Are Good

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Woman writes 1000 words of poetry for new friend who is struggling, gets upset when she doesn't accept the gift: 'That's how I show love'

Woman writes 1000 words of poetry for new friend who is struggling, gets upset when she doesn't accept the gift: 'That's how I show love'

Employer demands 24/7 access to employee's location for $16/hr job: 'There is no legitimate reason for them to know where I am'

Employer demands 24/7 access to employee's location for $16/hr job: 'There is no legitimate reason for them to know where I am'

'Sorry, I'm on break': A brown bag of tasty lunch time memes to enjoy before heading back to work

'Sorry, I'm on break': A brown bag of tasty lunch time memes to enjoy before heading back to work

Dance studio boss demands 24/7 availability from her staff, forces employee to constantly cover last-minute shifts

Dance studio boss demands 24/7 availability from her staff, forces employee to constantly cover last-minute shifts

22 Cozy Book Memes for Readers Who Buy Books Faster Than They Read Them

22 Cozy Book Memes for Readers Who Buy Books Faster Than They Read Them

Man pretends to like model trains to impress father-in-law, gets trapped into hobby for 4 years: 'He pitched a two week train trip for the two of us'

Man pretends to like model trains to impress father-in-law, gets trapped into hobby for 4 years: 'He pitched a two week train trip for the two of us'

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