I'm obsessed with people who have their own little personal vernacular, uniquely theirs. My elementary school music teacher had such a way with words, particularly with coming up with "swear words" that were so unrecognizable from actual swear words. Whenever she got frustrated, she would say things like "fiddle-faddle foo" or "needle nose pliers." These phrases were not "fake swear words." They were poetry! I feel like I've cultivated a unique enough vocabulary. Sometimes it's hard to tell if…

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