twitter gems

We talk a lot about funny tweets here at Memebase, but not all of them deserve to be celebrated equally. There are some tweets that have to power to spontaneously pop into your mind and cause an uncontrollable fit of laughter. Twitter user @no_cut_card recently asked his followers to share their favorite chuckle-inducing Twitter gems, and the responses have had us in fits ever since. From ridiculous "Weird Twitter" non-sequiturs, to woefully relatable fails and anecdotes, this collection is, for lack of a better word, epic. We hope you enjoy 'em as much as we did.

If you're feeling guilty for spending your time on the internet, you're not alone. And lucky for you, this is a safe space. We support your procrastination and avoidance of reality. And we're here to enable you with these mildly amusing Twitter tidbits. Don't say we never did anything for you.

We know that Twitter is a minefield. Especially during times of crisis. But mindlessly scrolling through tweets is one of our favorite ways to escape boredom. So we've put together this batch of relatively entertaining Twitter tidbits and left out the political shitshow that so often plunges us into depression. If we want news, we'll watch the news. But for now, we're happy with these short and sweet quips of distraction.

Want a little short and sweet humor without braving the veritable minefield that is Twitter these days? We don't blame you. The political cacophony is the last thing we need at a time when pain and suffering are being nonchalantly shoved down our throats. That's why we've gathered this healthy handful of brevity-boasting tweets to give you the humor you crave. Happy scrolling.

Has your mental capacity been decreasing at an alarming rate? Do you stumble over simple words? You might need to start consuming short and sweet tweets instead of attempting to read full-blown news articles. They're more about the brevity, and less about all the horrible news. Win-win.

Fresh and funny tweets to help you pass the time!