twitter dump

We're back with another round of amusing shower thoughts, witty takes, and funny jokes we wish we'd thought of first. That's right, we've got a bunch of the best recent tweets from the funny minds of Twitter. So if you love jokes but would rather not open up the bird app, this collection is perfect for those looking for a quick distraction. 

Funny tweets are kind of like memes for people who like their jokes in text form. Anything can become a meme if it's shared enough, including tweets that get taken out of their original context (Twitter) and spread elsewhere across the internet. We like to think we're elevating tweets to meme-status whenever we offer one of these entertaining collections of the best recent stuff from the bird app. If you feel the same way, then you'll probably have a good time scrolling through this curated batch of Twitter gems.

The best and worst thing about Twitter is the massive aggregation of bite-sized information. Twitter is like a brain on a million drugs, and sometimes that can be a bit overwhelming to scroll through. Don't you wish you could sometimes bypass all the petty beef, politics and depressing news and just skip to the modest jokes? Lucky for you, we've attempted to curate that experience by selecting some of our favorite funny, recent tweets. It's Twitter for anyone who doesn't feel like opening the app. 

Twitter can often feel like a Speaker's Corner on meth, but sometimes it's delightful when you manage to block out the Twitter slush and enjoy the rare gems. It's hard to do this though, so we've taken the liberty of curating some of our favorite tweets from the infamous Bird App™️ for you. You're welcome. 

We're back with another round of fresh and funny tweets from all corners of the bird app. In this collection, you'll find painfully relatable tweets about trying to be productive in the time of Covid, random and absurd tweets about nothing in particular, mildly topical tweets with a tongue-in-cheek edge, and plenty of other amusing Twitter gold. If you're in the mood for even more tweets, we've got lots more here. 

Not everyone uses Twitter, but it's pretty hard to avoid seeing tweets at this point. They're everywhere—reposted as screenshots to other social networks like Instagram, incorporated into memes, included in news articles—even the biggest Twitter hater has got to admit that tweets are becoming nearly inextricable from media as a whole. And because they're so ubiquitous, there's a lot of gold tweets that get lost in the noise. It's too bad, because some of the dumbest, most innocuous tweets are often the best ones. We've collected some of our recent favorites that fit the bill for anyone who would rather not infinitely scroll through the Bird App. 

Hello, internet friends. We're back with another big batch of the best clever tweets from the past couple weeks. It's hard to keep up with Twitter sometimes, especially when you've got things to do and places to be. Who the hell has time to scroll through Twitter all day to sift through all the BS for the good stuff? Well, we do! Lucky for you, we've collected the funny Twitter gems so that you don't have to waste any time on the dreaded bird app. You're welcome. 

Twitter doesn't always have to be about crafting the next mind-blowing hot take about the latest celebrity gossip or political calamity. In fact, some of the best tweets are those innocuous shower thoughts that make you go 'huh' and simply go about the rest of your day. A number of Twitter-heads out there may expect some earth-shattering discourse whenever they fire up the app, but that's not what we're after today. We're all about the random jokes and funny observations. If you're after the same kind of modest Twitter gems, then this collection is right up your alley.  

We're back with another round of clever zingers and witty proclamations from the best of Twitter. If you want funny and concise takes about the latest cultural events or random and amusing shower thoughts about nothing of any particular importance, then you'll surely be into this entertaining tweets.

It's been a pretty exciting day for Twitter—epic royal family drama, ironic misogyny from Burger King, Jack Dorsey selling his first tweet ever for millions of dollars...but this doesn't mean everyone has to care about the latest Twitter tea. Sometimes it's more fun to just dip into the funny and innocuous Twitter tidbits. We've got a variety of entertaining recent tweets for anyone who just wants to laugh and could care less about what's trending.

Many Americans are lamenting the fact that we're barely into 2021 and this year has already proven to be as batshit crazy as 2020, if not more so. There's a silver lining, though—the storming of the Capitol last week produced some top tier, hilarious content. Twitter may have banned the President of the United States, but the rest of us are still tweeting gold content and funny takes about all the chaos. We've collected some killer recent tweets ranging from topical to totally random.

We're back with another round of hilarious, relatable, and intriguing tweets from the great minds of Twitter. Some people can't stand endlessly scrolling through that overstimulating bird app for more than a few minutes, and we totally get it. That's why we like to put together a digestible dose of the good stuff. Sit back, relax, and enjoy some tweets. 

Twitter is like a consistently productive and super reliable joke factory. A lot of the time it churns out some real crap that we all try to avoid, but generally you can find some hilarious jokes, hot takes, and amusing shower thoughts at any point while scrolling the bird app. There are over 300 million people on Twitter, so the constant flow of content is pretty daunting, but that's why we curate some of the funniest and freshest tweets for your scrolling pleasure.