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These funny movie synopses feel totally wrong, but are sort of on point. They read like someone who just started watching movies for the first time badly trying to explain a plot. It's fun to try and think of other movies you can sum up in just a few sentences with crude reductionism. Beauty and the Beast? A young woman makes friends with some furniture and falls in love with her kidnapper. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory? Creepy rich guy lures families into a building and kills kids in front of their parents. Inception? A group of colleagues take some epic naps together.

Take a look at some of these hilariously bad (but not wrong) plot summaries, and if you want more funny movie-related content, try this!

A Robert Pattinson fan account spawned some hilarious tweets yesterday when users began saying the star looked like a 'potions seller' in photos where he's wearing a drapey Dior jacket. People were spouting out nerdy references to games and fandoms such as Harry Potter. Pattinson, who actually played Cedric Diggory in the film adaptions, isn't one to shy from the fantastical, judging by his appearance as Edward Cullen of the Twilight series. It's nice to see him back in the supernatural fantasy world. 

Robert Pattinson, star of the heavily mocked Twilight franchise, may very well be cast as the next Batman according to news sources. A lot of people are real mad about the pending decision, while others assert that people being are way too quick to judge. Petitions to have Pattinson removed from the role (before even being officially cast) have already started making the rounds on the internet.

Regardless of how you feel about the former Edward Cullen/Cedric Diggory actor playing Batman, the resulting memes and reaction tweets have been pretty priceless.

It's really no secret that Mr. Bean, AKA Rowan Atkinson, has a ridiculous-looking face, making him the perfect target to be photoshopped in place of other completely random famous people!

We heard you like memes.

Describing a movie plot in very few words is one of our favorite time-wasting games. These Twitter geniuses are very, very good at it.