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Funny tweet about staying up late as revenge | Daphne K. Lee is out of office O @daphnekylee Learned a very relatable term today: (revenge procrastination), a phenomenon in which people who don't have much control over their daytime life refuse to sleep early in order to regain some sense of freedom during late night hours.

If it ain't me

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Funny random tweets | Andy Milonakis O @andymilonakis Congratulations Astronauts left Earth today. Good choice

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Funny tweet about how companies arent going to do anything for pride since there are no celebrations because of coronavirus | Lumberzack @ltsLumberzack corporations learning there won't be any pride festivals this year: schmox @IvoryGazeIIe 10/5/17 see you in hell you stupid fruit

They're Fake As Hell

Twitter reactions to Adele's weight loss

Adele Reveals Dramatic Weight Loss And Obviously Every Twitter User Has A Take

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Simply An Assortment Of Semi-Humorous Memes

Funny tweets about how march 2020 has lasted a million years | Frank Pallotta @frankpallotta long has March felt s been 84 years Titanic | Jeff B, fightin COVID one bo EsotericCD Today is last day March sense long this month has been and much has happened, Jimmy Carter still President United States on last day February.

Twitter's In Agreement: How The Heck Has March Lasted This Long?

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Memes With No Mention Of The Scary Stuff That's Happening

Funny tweets about people in quarantine getting horny over inanimate objects, risk it all, act up, twitter meme | Quarantine Pffft can handle no problem Day 9 sofa that looks like a butt anthony adams rubbing hands | day 8 quarantine ceiling is gonna make act up ceiling lambs cast shadows that look like a pair of breasts

Quarantined Twitter Users Are Getting Hot Over Inanimate Objects

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