Listen. It's not cool to body shame. But. Sometimes it is. When we're talking about obscenely wealthy d-bag Elon Musk . Or Mark Zuckerberg. The former's been getting a whole lot of flack following the release of photos from his recent vacation to the island of Mykonos in Greece. The tech billionaire is pictured on his yacht, and in some photos, is getting a proper hose down from a man by the name of Ari Emanuel. The photos are not very flattering - something that the people of Twitter were very…

Some of these make a little too much sense

Ulterior motives aren't always bad. Sometimes they're pretty benevolent. Especially when we're talking about dating. While it may seem innocent (or even boring), texting something as simple as “Hey”

If there's one dumb thing in the world that people love to get heated over, it's food. Most people (unless they're sociopaths who'd rather take a pill than eat) have intense opinions about that stuff we need to eat to survive. The opinions can be as normal as “X is the best place to dine on X,” or as freakish as the Swedish belief that bananas should be on pizza. And no, we're not making that one up. As anyone on the internet can attest, people who like pineapple on pizza get ragged on regularl…

It's that time of the week again: time to curl up with some parenting tweets to commiserate about the absurd nature of caring for a little human. It's wild how long it takes for a human baby to become a human adult. There are species of bugs, birds, flora, and fauna that are only considered young for months or days. But humans are incredibly high maintenance and require the utmost upkeep. I suppose it's good that humans aren't like fish, abandoned by their families immediately following birth b…

Remember when Logan Paul was one of the most hated men on the internet? Well, while we're sure he's still generously hated, we're learning that the YouTuber has managed to rack up quite a few fans, especially in the wrestling community. And it seems like they're very pleased to learn that he just signed with WWE. The multi-event deal will extend into 2023, and will likely bring in a whole lot of sweet pay-per-view bucks.

Cheez-Its are my kryptonite. I can make those slightly greasy, salty squares of cheesy goodness disappear in mere minutes. And when I say “those” I mean a whole damn box. Usually when this mindless yet voracious eating occurs, I am under the influence of plant medicine that was recently legalized in New York. And I usually come to regret it. When I'm not regretting ingesting a box's worth of these crackers, I am usually regretting ordering a crap ton of Taco Bell. Like, $20 worth of Taco Bell.…

The PR pros tasked with promoting Barbie have been hard at work, and it seems like that work is paying off. New photos from the set of Greta Gerwig's upcoming film were released this morning, and they are, how you say, colorful. People may have been fawning over the first photos of Ryan Gosling as Barbie's beau, Ken, but this matching neon getup has blown them out of the water. Or, at the very least, rollerbladed over their dead body while giggling in the sunshine.

If it seems to you like everyone is experiencing flight cancellations this summer, you're not alone. My in-laws, cousins, and some friends all had flights cancelled on them within the last week, and though my flight wasn't cancelled, flying to San Francisco was a total nightmare. Due to staffing cuts at both airlines and airports, and more Americans feeling comfortable traveling during the pandemic, airports are a shitshow. And they're not getting any better. We need to travel smart. And that's…

Working from home rules for many reasons. Many of us (and our employers) adopted the practice out of necessity during the pandemic - it's a good way to keep operations going while still keeping people safe during a very scary time. We never thought that the delight of working in pajamas next to your pet would last this long, and we have grown accustomed to its perks: spending less time and money on commuting, being able to make lunch and coffee at home instead of buying it at overpriced and med…

Talking pay is rarely easy in the workplace. Employers generally discourage salary talk, and looking out for your people can result in accusations of “unionizing." What they're really afraid of is learning what you're worth to them as compared to your colleagues. There are downsides to these conversations - feelings can get hurt, especially when you learn that you make a lot less than a new hire after over a year of helping the company profit. Ultimately, however, knowledge is power, and it's g…

Social media may have its perks (staying in touch with friends, stalking exes ), but it can also be incredibly poisonous. Unfortunately, it's become nearly impossible to live a socials-free life, especially if you work in media or are a public figure, such as a musician or an actor. Agents and managers urge their clients to be “present” on apps like Instagram, TikTok, and (less-so) Twitter. But that just leads to being less present in the real world. If your job involves hours of practice, rehe…

This is seriously messed up.

Thursday. We've definitely reached that time of the week where every minute of work seems to feel like an unreasonably long lifetime. You know, we're talking Sardinian or Okinawan lifetimes. Watching the slowly ticking clock on the wall or on our phones really doesn't help. Drinking seltzer, having a snack, or even simply laughing with your colleagues doesn't help. Even that carefully packed and comforting bento box you ordered from Seamless or perhaps Uber Eats is incapable of taking away the…

Did you know that Ernest Hemingway used to shoot sharks with a tommy gun while fishing for marlins? Neither did I until I found @weird_hist, a Twitter account that drops random little-known historical tidbits and fascinating images from the past. Each one of @weird_hist's tweets is a gateway to a historical k-hole. First, you'll naturally want to fact-check the information. Did the CIA really equip cats with radio transmitters to try and spy on the Soviets? From there you're just a few more clic

Some bosses are truly out of their minds.