tweets about adulting

It's True

Tweet that reads, "Little secret about me: my answer to the question 'would you like a receipt' is based on absolutely nothing and changes all the time"
Via CanWeStopTalkingNow

Yeah, Really Weird!

Tweet that reads, "What is that you're having for lunch? Fruit salad. That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Huh, weird"
Via ScotchyScotchyScotch

This Seems Like A Scam!

Tweet about the 'good' parts of being an adult, including eating chips whenever you want, no bed time, and being sad and tired all the time
Via ScotchyScotchyScotch

Adulting In A Nutshell

Tweet about making plans and then not wanting to go out two hours later
Via anlyin

Says Everything You Need To Know About Me

"I'm 'If we haven't left before 10pm, I'm not going" years old