tweeting

A new Twitter texting challenge popped up on the social media site last week, and it is saucy as hell. User @kennielaine tweeted that she texts her man to make a "dick appointment" daily, and inspired @babyb0nes to have some fun. She tweeted "text ur significant other asking what dick appointments they have available and reply to this post with their responses." and in the week following went completely viral. The responses are hilarious, lewd, and some are just plain mean. 

Twitter's new favorite text meme involves calling out white people for the silly things they say in very specific situations. The meme is somewhat triggering to the Ned Flanders-esque white person writing this (nobody under 30 should sound this much like a Midwestern dad) but the tweets are pretty funny - and all in good fun.

Have a peek at more sparkling white gems from White People Twitter.

These tweets won't fix your problems but they might help distract you!

These tweets make us want to master the art of 280 characters or less.

Some of these Twitter stars should write books, but we'll take these short and tasty tidbits while we wait.

These tweets will inject your day with a little bit of LEL. 

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

If you're in the middle of a dry spell, you're also in luck. Twitter's new favorite meme is a self-deprecating look at the rollercoasters we experience when we're not getting any action. The tweets are witty, sad, and downright embarrassing all at once. So obviously, we're obsessed.

Scottish tweets tend to be incredibly sharp and hilariously relatable - when you can understand them. Here's a huge batch of some of our favorite brogue-ish, witty twitter material!