Who's right here?

What kind of logic is that?

The bed is calling.

It's here

I'm obsessed with people who have their own little personal vernacular, uniquely theirs. My elementary school music teacher had such a way with words, particularly with coming up with "swear words" that were so unrecognizable from actual swear words. Whenever she got frustrated, she would say things like "fiddle-faddle foo" or "needle nose pliers." These phrases were not "fake swear words." They were poetry! I feel like I've cultivated a unique enough vocabulary. Sometimes it's hard to tell if…

So diabolical

Not the advice they want, but the advice they need

Hello, and also, hi!

Free your mind

Meme your mind, and the rest will follow

Everything's bigger in Texas

Good morning!

So contemporary

Every day in NYC, I am afraid that someone with 17K Twitter followers will take a picture of me on the subway, say I look lame, and get 100K likes. This is not an unfounded fear in the slightest because it literally happens all the time. Adult bullies who need to put others down to feel superior will record strangers minding their own business in public and ridicule them so that they can get a couple of measly likes on an app run by a tyrant. What a world we're living in on the place formerly k…

Twitter forever

She's a queen