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27 Funny & Intriguing Tumblr Gems

Social media users who are more active on platforms like Twitter, Instagram, and Reddit might forget that Tumblr is still active and brimming with content gold. We've got a bunch of snapshots of funny exchanges and amusing observations that illustrate why Tumblr is its own special little insular world.

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Lesbian Rates The Fellowship As Women In Feisty Tumblr Thread

People had a lot of fun with the gender-swapping update of FaceApp when it was released nearly a year ago. People were posting their swapped selves everywhere, pranking people on Tinder, and, more frequently, putting their favorite celebs into the app and sharing the results. Our favorite utilization of the app, though, hails from Tumblr. User lindirs-gaze decided to use the fad as an excuse to rate the Fellowship as women. While some of our favorite residents of Middle-Earth look a bit...busted (beards don't see gender), others have a more enticing or even natural vibe. Whatever the score, the commentary is excellent. If all this fun leaves you wanting more LOTR content? Check out this week's edition of Tolkien Tuesday. We're here for you.

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Tumblr Thread Follows Wholesome Family History Of Animal Rescues

This year (more than ever) it feels like we're struggling to find a smidgen of good news in a fiery garbage pit of tragedy. Every once in a while we get lucky, and today is one of those days. Over a year ago, Tumblr user gallusrostromegalus shared an incredibly wholesome (and incomplete) list of animals their grandfather brought home to their grandma during their 67 year marriage. The list is comprehensive, funny, and reminds us that kindness does exist in the world. 

It's also not the first time that gallustromegalus has gone viral for animal-related content. The hilarious antics of their parents dog, Arwen, caught the attention of many media outlets such as Buzzfeed. They're currently working on a book of family lore, but if you enjoyed this thread (and maybe the one about Arwen), consider donating to their Patreon. You'll receive more heartwarming content, and will be supporting a disabled writer who depends on their creativity to pay the bills.  

Wholesome list of animals someones grandparents brought home over the course of their long marriage, cute animals, cats, squirrels, dogs | gallusrostromegalus An Incomplete List Animals my Grandpa brought home over course his 67-year marriage Gandma Annabell solid white and completely deaf pit bull used let mom draw on her belly World's Ugliest Tom Cat, who turned out be cuddiest teddy bear an animal Cocker spaniel named "Captain" Stupid Cat Litter baby raccoons Three more cats completely bald
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Quick Tumblr Thread Perfectly Depicts The Struggle Of Wearing Glasses

When I was a kid I thought glasses were the coolest. Mostly because my father had terrible eyesight and wore glasses whenever eyes were required. My bespectacled friends felt differently. Between their tales of fielding the rage of parents after breaking countless pairs of glasses and coping with smudges and fog, it became clear that having four eyes was not better than two. This Tumblr thread, while arguably dumb, definitely captures the nuisance of having poor eyesight. It also makes an excellent case for Lasik and contact lenses. 

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Cringey Tumblr Thread Is Evidence That People Don't Understand Math

Listen, we can't claim to be mathmeticians. And we haven't been able to use the Pythagorean theorem since closing our math textbooks. But we know what odd and even numbers are. Unfortunately, according to this terrifying Tumblr thread, there are many people who can't say the same. Brace yourselves for some mind-boggling stupidity. And pray that schools are getting better. If the children are our future, we might be in trouble.

funny tumblr thread about even odd numbers and math | just-shower-thoughts Every single odd number has an e abrown16 if can split number half evenly s even. 30 and 50 are odd. antiandrogen (15+15=30 25+25=30) Er, guys two is odd and doesn't have an e. Just saying daddyhyperion did deadass just try tell two is odd fucking crying throw whole website away stvckyslvt Reblogging last one! kitsumekat one thing notice is no matter much want throw this site away just can't. awkwardintrovert2004 TWO IS
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Tumblr Thread Tackles The 'Forgotten' Blackness Of French Author Alexandre Dumas

After years of studying the works of famed author Alexandre Dumas - both fiction (The Three Musketeers, The Count of Monte Cristo) and nonfiction political writings - it's alarming that professors never told us that the French writer was black. And according to this Tumblr thread, we were not alone. The Hatian-born Dumas was a prolific hero of French literature. So why is his race not talked about? This thread deals with these injustices, and sheds light on Dumas' many accomplishments, his interests, and his unapologetic sass. Enjoy. 

Informative and educational tumblr thread about how french writer alexandre dumas is black | miketalkstrash-deactivated20170 Let's not forget acknowledge Alexandre Dumas this Black History Month writer two most well known stories worldwide Three Musketeers and Count Monte Cristo black man s excellence. latinagabi Let's not forget he played on screen by white man. And fact he black is barely ever mentioned or book he wrote inspired by his experiences.
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Tumblr Story About A Creepy Hidden Door Is Unsettling AF

Well, this Tumblr thread is officially straight out of a horror movie, so read at your own risk. You know, the type of horror movie where a family moves into an old house and finds some sort of portal to another dimension in a creepy old hidden room. And then they have the nerve to wonder why they're being possessed by the 2,000-year-old resident spirit. Get out of his house, you morons!

Creepy story about someone who found a hidden door in a closet in a friend's house in Boston | stephrc79 So l'm staying at friend's house Boston And their guest room is door. Why yes, those ARE scratch marks on inside door. Which, one might think dog because they're so low on door (only third way up).
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Tumblr Thread Reveals True Meaning & Full Versions Of Classic Proverbs

I can't remember the first time I was told that "curiosity killed the cat" but it was probably by my mother. The petite neurotic woman was convinced that at any moment something terrible was about to happen to one of her brood. While it's been many years since I realized the adage was antithetical to a rich and full life, it wasn't until this Tumblr thread that I realized there was more to the proverb. As it turns out, the phrase is not meant to ward off healthy curiosity. The thread doesn't stop the splainin' there, either. We've never felt more sure of ourselves regarding the use of tired proverbs. Knowledge truly is power.

tumblr thread about the full version of classic proverbs | curiosity killed cat is actually not full phrase actually is"curiosity killed cat but satisfaction brought back" so don't let anyone tell not be curious little baby okay go and be interested world See also: Blood is thicker than water- blood covenant is thicker than water womb. Meaning relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.
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