Editor's note: Contains some naughty language toward the end.
Punmaster dizzle says: "My friend tries to tell us story about how he was training this new guy at a water park then gets interrupted with a pun."
That joke just gave me tuberculosis.
As a scholar, Double D would want the truth to be known.
THAT'S NOT WEIRD
that's bloody awesome
Because Bing is neither useful nor punifiable. - Matty Malaprop
Source: Brainless Tales