trashy

If you ever feel like you're a bad person or call yourself trashy as a joke, boy, do we have some news for you. There's an entire internet's worth of proof that it can get much worse. From parents dragging their children into their toxic drama, to people who have no qualms about being a homewrecker, these garbage people are so awful that they honestly make us feel better about ourselves. We just hope their hypothetical offspring somehow turn out better than their classless parents. 

There's a whole lot of trash in the news lately, from anti mask super-spreaders who want the pandemic to last forever for some reason, to shirtless hooligans who worship Qanon running around the Capitol. That's why we were inspired to make this gallery of cringey posts and pics that feature the trashiest of the trashy. 

Some of our pastimes could be viewed as problematic. When we watch "The Bachelor," we're not watching because we support the insane premise of the show, it's because we are fascinated by the absolutely cookie cutter freaks who sign themselves up to become engaged after a very, very short time of knowing their beloved. Some examples are darker. We love cringe content because it makes us feel better about ourselves, and these supremely cringey and trashy pics do a good job making us feel like upstanding citizens. The downside? Even less hope for the human race as a whole.

We all have our trashy moments in life, whether it be getting a little too drunk at your distant relative's wedding or becoming so lazy that you let your car become a literal dumpster, but some people are truly next level pros at bringing the trashiness. It seems like you have to achieve a certain degree of shamelessness in order to channel the garbage person within, and these people have certainly tapped into something impressively cringe. Hopefully these posts will make you feel better about those personal low points you'd love to forget. 

It's said that times like these bring out the best in people. And that might be true for a percentage of the population. But we're willing to bet that the sad souls below won't be contributing anything but cringe to society during this difficult time. Some of them (ahem, daft mask protesters) could even kill  their fellow humans. We'll never not be disturbed by this kind of trashiness, but these insane people remind us to live compassionately and with intelligence.

If you look hard enough, sometimes you can find some real gold on Craigslist, eBay, and Facebook Marketplace...but not the kind of gold you might be thinking of. We're talking content. Used pregnancy tests. Bean-filled condoms. New born baby yeet-machines. All the crazy crap they couldn't even pay you to take, but definitely makes you think, 'file that to r/CrackheadCraigslist.'

We've got some cringey and hilarious examples of times unhinged people tried to sell not-so-good goods and services on the internet. We love to see it.

For anyone who's into makeup, you'll know that eyebrows frame the face and are absolutely crucial to pull your look together. And while a few of the following people are clearly makeup artists trying to create a unique look with their brows, for the others we've just gotta say it...yikes.

Do you enjoy pain and suffering? Do you believe the human race is irreversibly f*cked? Well, you might enjoy looking through these abominable photos. They're oozing with pure trashiness, and remind us that maybe we deserve to go extinct. 

We know that all Eastern European countries have their own unique cultures and identities, but there are also many similarities between them. And of course, many hilarious stereotypes! So whether you're Polish, Czech, Russian or Moldovan, we hope you'll find some amusement in these Slavic memes!

Put on your nicest Tweedy Bird pajama pants and get going to your local Walmart! The best part is, you don't even need to buy anything because you can literally just go there for the entertainment. So pull up a discounted lawn chair, grab a refreshing beverage and enjoy the inevitable sh*tshow that'll unfold right before your eyes!

If you haven't seen Talladega Nights and aren't familiar with what the hell we're talking about here, it's a NASCAR race that takes place at the Talladega Superspeedway in Lincoln, Alabama every spring. This year, the official Talladega venue's Twitter account decided to tweet all of the weird crap left behind by the fans of the event, and let's just say, sh*t got weird.

Valentine's Day is coming up, which means it's time to start planning your grand gesture of love to your sweetheart. And what better way to show your affection than combining Star Wars with the traditional cheesy Valentine's Day card? We guarantee your special someone will get a kick out these trashy cards.