Put on your nicest Tweedy Bird pajama pants and get going to your local Walmart! The best part is, you don't even need to buy anything because you can literally just go there for the entertainment. So pull up a discounted lawn chair, grab a refreshing beverage and enjoy the inevitable sh*tshow that'll unfold right before your eyes!
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If you haven't seen Talladega Nights and aren't familiar with what the hell we're talking about here, it's a NASCAR race that takes place at the Talladega Superspeedway in Lincoln, Alabama every spring. This year, the official Talladega venue's Twitter account decided to tweet all of the weird crap left behind by the fans of the event, and let's just say, sh*t got weird.
Valentine's Day is coming up, which means it's time to start planning your grand gesture of love to your sweetheart. And what better way to show your affection than combining Star Wars with the traditional cheesy Valentine's Day card? We guarantee your special someone will get a kick out these trashy cards.
Pretty much everyone in America is fully aware of the hilarity that ensues from people-watching in Walmart. These memes highlight the best (or worst, depending on your point of view) and most notable parts of taking a little trip to cringe capital, USA. But some people take it way too far, and need to be restrained. We call these Walmart dwellers, The Cringe of Cringemart (So clever right?). Anyways check out these horrendous people for yourselves and make up your mind for yourself who is the worst of them all.
Florida, why are you like this?
Maybe it is something in the water or in the air, but for some reason, the police in Florida seem to consistently arrest the strangest people, and it always leads to a surreal headline that starts off with Florida Man and then continues to explain what they did this time around, almost as if it is always the same man from Florida.
And this is just the tip of the iceberg. Get lots more Florida Man headlines and let the sunshine flow through you.
There's really no place like Walmart, so of course we had to put together memes! Walmart is a place of gathering, a place of peace and family and something that is just so American about ridiculous portions and everything being available in one little tight capitalist box. From cheap ass gifts for friends you don't care about, to cheap ass gifts for your family you don't care about, Walmart provides it all.
But something Walmart brings out in society that it could lose are the redneck fashion show that seems to be a daily occurence. Someone has to show up in an outfit so heinous Elton John would blush.
