In case you've ever wondered what the astrology signs look like in the form of crazies on the subway, look no further! Okay, so you probably have never wondered that in your life, but we hope you'll still get a kick out of these pics. Although they may make you want to go out and buy your own car afterward...
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It's a pretty well-known stereotype that the subway system in New York City is full of crazies and weirdos, and these pics prove that to be true. Well, weird sh*t probably doesn't happen that often, but we're still incredibly amused by these bizarre pics of people in public places who just do not give a flying f*ck!
We might be going to hell for making innocent kids' shows into dank memes, but at least we get some humor out of it all? In all seriousness though, these are fine to share with your family and friends because we really don't want to actually ruin your childhood!
Anyway, please enjoy these memes, know as "You Dare Oppose Me Mortal!"
If you've ever ridden public transportation, you're well aware that some seriously freaky things can occur when trying to get from point A to point B. Lizzie O'Leary asked her followers to share their wildest subway stories and they do not disappoint. From goatse (don't google that at work) to snakes on trains, the tales of woe are incredibly entertaining.
New York City's subway system is notoriously horrible. The MTA offers a melange of inconvenient construction, public defecation, constant delays, and even controversial line closures. Commuters battle with rats, garbage, dancing youths and sometimes even violent passengers. Unfortunately, not every subway saga is as adorable as pizza rat. Vice writer Sara David has opened our eyes to a whole new world of public transportation psychosis. A ludicrous tale involving rush hour and hard-boiled eggs. Brace yourselves - this tale ain't pretty.
Getting to work is often the worst part of legitimate employment. Whether you're stuck in traffic for hours a week, or packed into a subway car like a sardine. The perk of subjecting oneself to traffic is the sweet solace of being alone. Straphangers of the world do not enjoy this luxury. We are confronted by offensive smells, sights, sounds - and even touches - during our daily commutes. We've rounded up some of the most disturbing (and entertaining) tales and videos from the web for your cringetastic enjoyment. When you're through you'll be begging your boss to let you work from home.
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This couple was spotted by many passing tourists and travelers expressing their 'love' for each other in Barcelona’s Liceu station. According to the Mirror, when police arrived to break it up, they told them "go away, don't bother us." It seems pretty straightforward, they just couldn't wait to get a room. Their motivations were unclear though, they may have been drunk and let their passion get the best of them. Apparently, the incident is still being investigated because IT COULD HAVE BEEN A PRANK?
That or this is the most unbelievable use of "it's just a prank, bro" in recorded history.
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You may remember Boaty McBoatface, the potential name of a very expensive research vessel that was open to public suggestions. Well, it started to look like the majority vote wouldn't choose the name of that ship so a train in southern England decided to show solidarity and give their train a name.
A spokesperson for the company explained to The Evening Standard that, "It is a one-off by one of our creative guards who wanted to bring a smile to the face of our customers". So sadly, taking the Trainy McTrainface home from work won't become a regular thing.
By EnzeruSarel (Via verdecanyonrr)
The Verde Canyon railroad in Clarkdale, Arizona. The locomotives that pull the train have the american bald eagle painted on the sides.
