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In case you've ever wondered what the astrology signs look like in the form of crazies on the subway, look no further! Okay, so you probably have never wondered that in your life, but we hope you'll still get a kick out of these pics. Although they may make you want to go out and buy your own car afterward...

It's a pretty well-known stereotype that the subway system in New York City is full of crazies and weirdos, and these pics prove that to be true. Well, weird sh*t probably doesn't happen that often, but we're still incredibly amused by these bizarre pics of people in public places who just do not give a flying f*ck!

We might be going to hell for making innocent kids' shows into dank memes, but at least we get some humor out of it all? In all seriousness though, these are fine to share with your family and friends because we really don't want to actually ruin your childhood! 

Anyway, please enjoy these memes, know as "You Dare Oppose Me Mortal!"

If you've ever ridden public transportation, you're well aware that some seriously freaky things can occur when trying to get from point A to point B. Lizzie O'Leary asked her followers to share their wildest subway stories and they do not disappoint. From goatse (don't google that at work) to snakes on trains, the tales of woe are incredibly entertaining.

New York City's subway system is notoriously horrible. The MTA offers a melange of inconvenient construction, public defecation, constant delays, and even controversial line closures. Commuters battle with rats, garbage, dancing youths and sometimes even violent passengers. Unfortunately, not every subway saga is as adorable as pizza rat. Vice writer Sara David has opened our eyes to a whole new world of public transportation psychosis. A ludicrous tale involving rush hour and hard-boiled eggs. Brace yourselves - this tale ain't pretty.

Getting from point A to B is pretty damn important, but sometimes we wonder if leaving the house is even worth it. Public transit is so often a cruel joke instead of a convenient service. These tweets and memes really hit the nail on the head.

Getting to work is often the worst part of legitimate employment. Whether you're stuck in traffic for hours a week, or packed into a subway car like a sardine. The perk of subjecting oneself to traffic is the sweet solace of being alone. Straphangers of the world do not enjoy this luxury. We are confronted by offensive smells, sights, sounds - and even touches - during our daily commutes. We've rounded up some of the most disturbing (and entertaining) tales and videos from the web for your cringetastic enjoyment. When you're through you'll be begging your boss to let you work from home.